Comically bad cards

logiecrokie

The title says it all. Post some cards that look like they were designed by a 6 yr old. No proper syntax, anything. Lets have a laugh!

Gelectrode

A personal favorite from a long, long time ago (yes, in a galaxy far, far away!), where the goal was to make a 'horrific' card.

https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/sunflowwer

logiecrokie

@Gelectrode I had a stroke trying to read that. I love it.

eggdad

I can tell the future. Gelectrode is going to say @eggdad, perhaps a reference to this?

http://whymtgcardsmith.tumblr.com/post/170018287609/well

Gelectrode

@eggdad, perhaps a reference to this?

http://whymtgcardsmith.tumblr.com/post/170018287609/well

TenebrisNemo

Yro

Tomigon

KalamMekhar

@TenebrisNemo: I nearly died laughing.

Vitral

KalamMekhar

KalamMekhar

Please don't judge me for this...

sorinjace

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sorinjace

Great Oogly Moogly!

Corwinnn

KalamMekhar

@Corwinnn: It has its uses... It can cast Memnite all by itself.

Corwinnn

@KalamMekhar - That's it! I'm gonna submit this to WotC legal team and petition... nay, demand that it be shown to MaRo himself!

Blueant

https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/avatar-of-mtg-cardsmith

logiecrokie

I couldn't resist joining the fray.

KrampisZman

@eggdad you and your host of egg-based meme products have gone too far. This is war!


@Tigersol you shouldn't have given me ideas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

KalamMekhar

Just a bad pun that became a bad card.