The Most Necessary and Important Thing You Will Ever Read
It is with great pain that I inform you that the community of Magic the Gathering is on the brink of the most horrible and bloody civil war our fan base has ever seen. Din of the Fireherd is on the brink of losing its fifth attempt at winning the election of Against the Odds on Mtggoldfish.com to a young and puny upstart name Mishra's Self Replicator who has been gaining support of the Phyrexian Party; the party that supported his ancient ancestor and creator, Mishra, in the very early days of Gatherite civilization.
Now, you probably are laughing at this urgent plea, for how could a small dispute in political beliefs cause a civil war the like the world has never yet seen? Well, many spokespeople of the Fireherd Party have blamed the loss of their savior, Din of the Fireherd, to Hearthstonian meddling in elections, with is causing Replicator's slim lead in the polls. Do not just take this from me, Chartreux, leader of the Fireherd Party has gone of the record commenting that "recent Against the Odds Polls being rigged."
Alas, another game meddling in our nation's democratic system is the least of our worries. Certain extremists in the Fireherd Party have already begun inciting violence while rage commenting of Mtggoldfish.com. One of such, John Roberts, commented this message; "DIN OF THE FIREHERD OR RIOT."
These are certainly dark times, and that is why I, Tigersol, king and ruler of absolutely nothing, call upon you to serve our fine nation and the liberty it stands for and VOTE TODAY for Din of the Fireherd, for the good of us all.
Now, you probably are laughing at this urgent plea, for how could a small dispute in political beliefs cause a civil war the like the world has never yet seen? Well, many spokespeople of the Fireherd Party have blamed the loss of their savior, Din of the Fireherd, to Hearthstonian meddling in elections, with is causing Replicator's slim lead in the polls. Do not just take this from me, Chartreux, leader of the Fireherd Party has gone of the record commenting that "recent Against the Odds Polls being rigged."
Alas, another game meddling in our nation's democratic system is the least of our worries. Certain extremists in the Fireherd Party have already begun inciting violence while rage commenting of Mtggoldfish.com. One of such, John Roberts, commented this message; "DIN OF THE FIREHERD OR RIOT."
These are certainly dark times, and that is why I, Tigersol, king and ruler of absolutely nothing, call upon you to serve our fine nation and the liberty it stands for and VOTE TODAY for Din of the Fireherd, for the good of us all.
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Woah there, it’s a joke, man. Calm down a little.
@Lujikul
Bless you with the holy radiance of the Fireherd.
Who is Din of the Fireherd?
Why are we voting for some random card? and what are we voting it to be? and why should I even give a damn?
If you look towards the top of the comments in this thread, @Tigersol has responded to one of @Bowler218 's statements, literally saying "It's a joke".
Thank you! : )