Ok so I've been thinking about building a circus deck lately. Circus decks are pretty fun to play with, that is if you can actually get your cards out. This contest is just for fun to see what kind of crazy cards y'all come up with.
In case you've never heard of a circus deck they are pretty simple, they are comprised mostly of crazy cards that have weird, unpredictable, often game changing effects; but usually at a high mana coast. They are hard to play with because it can take a lot of time to get out a single card and I've never heard of a competitive circus deck (a real one atleast.) These decks are fun to play with because they play with your opponents mind, you never know what to expect from the next card and these decks are nearly impossible to predict. A lot of circus cards will have effects that harm the user themselves, but can be turned around in some way. I'll post a few examples of circus deck cards, these are all actual cards so use them as a reference.
1: Cards must be playable and balanced (Unglued cards are allowed and encouraged but only if they are usable in an actual game. They can not be OP, or UP.)
2: Cards must be unpredictable, cards that simply destroy, exile, bounce, etc opponent creatures will not be accepted.
0-10: Ability (predictability)
+1 If the card references in some way an actual circus. This can be artwork, name, flavor text, anything. It doesn't have to say the word circus but must reference it in some way, for example an elephant on a unicycle, the name "Night of fun", or flavor text written by "The clown"
+1 If you create a card, or set of cards that have an effect that would normally harm you, but have a way of turning it around to benefit you instead. (Example: Enter the Infinite and Jace, Wielder of Mysteries)