Flavor Text Challenge (Ongoing)

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  • edited December 2017
    Using - "Always bring bug repellent"

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    1. "Wait. Where is the brake pedal?" - _____, last words

    2. "I've never been so frustrated in my life." - Jace Beleren

  • i forgot to put flavor text
  • edited December 2017
    @kandra127
    lol. Its ok if the card was inspired by the quote. The more important thing is to give us two new flavor texts.
  • edited December 2017
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    1. These creatures are often found having conversations with rocks, mistaking them for one of their own, which explains their low reproduction rates.

    2. "Everything is a club if you're strong enough." -______
  • edited May 2018
    Using "Everything is a club if you're strong enough." -

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    Quotes...

    "I guess that's why it's called a lifetime warrenty." -Last words

    "Enjoy this moment...It will be your last!"


  • edited December 2017
    Using: "Enjoy this moment...It will be your last!"

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    1. "I thought we had the upper hand until he/she/it spread his/her/its wings."

    2. "There is nothing you can take away from me/him/her/it/them/us."
  • edited May 2018
    Using "I thought we had the upper hand until he/she/it spread his/her/its wings." My initial thought was to get a dragon with soldiers, but then I thought a moment and said, "wait... angels have wings!" So, voila.

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    1. "To be sure, love can kill, but always remember, hate can never save."
    2. "For there to be pain, there has to be kindness. For darkness to stand out, there has to be the sun."

    My first option remains the same (as no one has used it), but a different anime quote fills the 2nd slot! :)  

  • edited May 2018
    Using "For there to be pain, there has to be kindness. For darkness to stand out, there has to be the sun." -

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    Quotes -

    "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

    "Are you even trying to win?"



  • Bump, I changed up the quotes since no one seemed to be biting.
  • "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
  • edited December 2017
    Using "Are you even trying to win?"

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    1: "This isn't the first time when this happened."

    2: "No? Well then, get out of here and die, I guess."
  • edited May 2018
    Pure, Funny, simple.
    using "This isn't the first time when this happened."
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    1:Which way did he go, Which way did he go, _______? (fill in the blank with any name)
    2:Stay calm! Just one question… Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?
  • edited April 2018
    Used "Stay calm! Just one question… Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?"

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    "Life and death feast from the same banquet."

    "This breed of monster on comes in one variety, cataclysmic!"
  • edited April 2018
    Cool flavour text @Lastjustice
    I used "Life and death feast from the same banquet."

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    Now make a card with the flavour text of:

    1. "Despite the odds, it was an easy task to pull off."
    2. "No-one can stop me now!"
  • edited April 2018
    Pretty fun flavour text from @Swegboss12

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    Now it's your turn:

    1."Mom used to say Nephalia is a dangerous place, then she run into a zombie horde."
    2."Don't you like fire? It gets them so crunchy!"
  • edited January 2018
    Can't tag you due to the strike lines.

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  • edited January 2018
    Here are some texts:

    1. "Among the Transcendencies, you would be thought ignoble."
    2. "Matter has been split from its intended form. These must be made to unite."
  • edited April 2018
    I think this bump was long over due...

    Went with "Matter has been split from its intended form. These must be made to unite."

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    "We're safe, it can never ..."(make that jump, make inside or whatever you want to finish it with.)

    "Being good is overrated."

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    "Don't mess with my food."

    "Now watch me everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a dragon." - ______, last words
  • I got one for dont mess with my food
  • I would change it but I am short on time so please image that it says “dont mess with my food”
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    1. “Always trust the Izzet; matter makes everything up and the Izzet chemisters dont care what matter has to say...”

    2. Angels and demons are very much the same, one just requires a price...
  • edited May 2018
    Choose: “Always trust the Izzet; matter makes everything up and the Izzet chemisters dont care what matter has to say...”

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    1. "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
    2. "You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant ... but scary."

  • edited May 2018
    ..
  • (Did you guys like the pun I made about matter and the joke that the Izzet just dont care)
  • edited May 2018
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    1. "Thats it. The next time I do that, i'll be better prepared!"

    or

    2. "What where you thinking?"
  • **BUMP**
  • I changed (2) a little bit "What where you thinking?" --> "What was I thinking?"
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    1) Immature strategy is the cause of grief.

    2) Scars on the back are a warrior's shame.



  • edited May 2018
    I know I'm going out of order, but I saw @zephyr6066 's flavor text number one and a great idea came into my head.
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    I'll make up for it by giving the next poster three options!
    1. "I came to fight a battle of wits, but it appears my opponent is unarmed."
    2. Circling vultures doesn't necessarily mean death.
    3. "Run."
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