Welcome lads! You've all eaten here before so I won't bore you, but I do have a request [for these three and anyone else whose been served previously]. Could you each peruse The Menu and cast let me hear your thoughts on some of the recipes I serve? Glad you all survived your last orders and are still hungry for more!
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
@EnvyReaper As always, I reserve the right to refuse service on any given request. Please make another.
[Personally I often opt out of custom mechanic requests because they lock me into something previously designed by others and quite regularly don't suit my tastes. Also, custom mechanics should be created and used sparingly. So I'm not singling you out here, just trying to ensure I can produce designs I like.]
Table 13. @EnvyReaper Make a four color Avatar creature.
Table 14. @Bowler218 Make a card that flips between two states multiple times.
Table 15. @MonkeyPirate2002 Adventure creature that has the adventure part as the finisher.
Table 16. @murkletins Turn murkletins into a Legendary Lamia creature.
Don't forget: [It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
@KorandAngels Fresh meat! Er, I mean, a new customer! Welcome to my tavern, I've got a nice... clean table for you right over here. Quick service is what we're known for around here *cough* excuse me.
Table 16. @stormbreath A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when their order is served and when they place a new one to give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like by looking at the number of favorites and discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
@Tommia Wake up my good fellow. There's a good lad. You've been sleeping at your table since May! I wanted to make sure you were alert when your order was served as it is the next in line. No need to fret, I've reminded each of my assistants to dust you immediately after the mantelpiece each morning before opening; you're as fresh as a daisy! Alright, a very smelly and ugly daisy, exactly as when we were first introduced. *Guffaw*
@Tommia I'm going out on a limb here, but I don't think the tavern has been consistently cold enough to keep ice from melting since the end of May... Don't worry, my boy. That long sleep was bound to have addled your brains.
Here's some new cold Minotaur milk while you wait.
The one I had left ran away, and the baker's refused to keep my stash stocked lately--nonsense about being sick or some such drivel--so I'm afraid that shouting is of no avail. Help yourself to any leftover Minotaur milk though!
Table 15. @stormbreath A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when their order is served and when they place a new one to give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like by looking at the number of favorites and discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Honestly, I think they should make a cycle like this. Fits well in WAR, where R&D forgot how math works and you end up with a planeswalker with one counter and a -2 ability.
(I know they did that for balance and proliferate, but seriously?)
[ @Tommia Ya it was for balance. But they also gave them passive abilities and it was helpful to newer players to see that the walkers "wanted" to stick around. I changed the wording on Surly General so the ability is no longer a replacement effect. ]
@Faiths_Guide Do you think for a spot of dessert I could have a card that cares about graveyard order? Such as these fine specimen: Graveyard-Order-Matters Cards
@TigerFang8 No need for examples, I always do my research before I concoct a recipe. How dare you insinuate otherwise! Here, sit in this corner and think about what you've done.
Table 16. @TigerFang8 A card that cares about graveyard order.
A card that cares about graveyard order for @TigerFang8: You get irregular speedy service because it worked for another contest as well!
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when their order is served and when they place a new one to give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like by looking at the number of favorites and discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
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Welcome lads! You've all eaten here before so I won't bore you, but I do have a request [for these three and anyone else whose been served previously]. Could you each peruse The Menu and cast let me hear your thoughts on some of the recipes I serve? Glad you all survived your last orders and are still hungry for more!
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Make a card with the Supreme Deity mechanic...
As always, I reserve the right to refuse service on any given request. Please make another.
[Personally I often opt out of custom mechanic requests because they lock me into something previously designed by others and quite regularly don't suit my tastes. Also, custom mechanics should be created and used sparingly. So I'm not singling you out here, just trying to ensure I can produce designs I like.]
Make a quad-color Avatar creature
Make a Lamia Commander creature representing myself.
Make a four color Avatar creature.
Table 14. @Bowler218
Make a card that flips between two states multiple times.
Table 15. @MonkeyPirate2002
Adventure creature that has the adventure part as the finisher.
Table 16. @murkletins
Turn murkletins into a Legendary Lamia creature.
Don't forget:
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
My pleasure, dear patron!
A Squirrel Bird creature for @CrafterofTruths:
WELCOME TO THE TAVERN! I HOPE YOU FIND THIS MEAL ENJOYABLE!
The artwork is by a casual (extremely talented) acquaintance of mine, Brynn Metheney!
@Alastor_Cain, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @EnvyReaper, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi922, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 2. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 3. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 4. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 5. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 6. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 7. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 8. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 9. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 10. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
Table 11. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
Table 12. @EnvyReaper
Make a four color Avatar creature.
Table 13. @Bowler218
Make a card that flips between two states multiple times.
Table 14. @MonkeyPirate2002
Adventure creature that has the adventure part as the finisher.
Table 15. @murkletins
Turn murkletins into a Legendary Lamia creature.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
Fresh meat! Er, I mean, a new customer! Welcome to my tavern, I've got a nice... clean table for you right over here. Quick service is what we're known for around here *cough* excuse me.
Table 16. @KorandAngels
A Lammasu commander.
Another new customer? How wonderful! I'll put you in the same... relatively clean corner as @KorandAngels, alright?
Table 17. @stormbreath
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
A legendary common creature for @TigerFang8:
@Alastor_Cain, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @EnvyReaper, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi922, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 2. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 3. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 4. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 5. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 6. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 7. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 8. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 9. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
Table 10. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
Table 11. @EnvyReaper
Make a four color Avatar creature.
Table 12. @Bowler218
Make a card that flips between two states multiple times.
Table 13. @MonkeyPirate2002
Adventure creature that has the adventure part as the finisher.
Table 14. @murkletins
Turn murkletins into a Legendary Lamia creature.
Table 15. @KorandAngels
A Lammasu commander.
Table 16. @stormbreath
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when their order is served and when they place a new one to give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like by looking at the number of favorites and discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Wake up my good fellow. There's a good lad. You've been sleeping at your table since May! I wanted to make sure you were alert when your order was served as it is the next in line. No need to fret, I've reminded each of my assistants to dust you immediately after the mantelpiece each morning before opening; you're as fresh as a daisy! Alright, a very smelly and ugly daisy, exactly as when we were first introduced. *Guffaw*
I'm going out on a limb here, but I don't think the tavern has been consistently cold enough to keep ice from melting since the end of May... Don't worry, my boy. That long sleep was bound to have addled your brains.
Here's some new cold Minotaur milk while you wait.
Glad to hear it, my good sir.
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition" for @Tommia:
@Alastor_Cain, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @EnvyReaper, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi922, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 2. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 3. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 4. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 5. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 6. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 7. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 8. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
Table 9. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
Table 10. @EnvyReaper
Make a four color Avatar creature.
Table 11. @Bowler218
Make a card that flips between two states multiple times.
Table 12. @MonkeyPirate2002
Adventure creature that has the adventure part as the finisher.
Table 13. @murkletins
Turn murkletins into a Legendary Lamia creature.
Table 14. @KorandAngels
A Lammasu commander.
Table 15. @stormbreath
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when their order is served and when they place a new one to give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like by looking at the number of favorites and discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Honestly, I think they should make a cycle like this. Fits well in WAR, where R&D forgot how math works and you end up with a planeswalker with one counter and a -2 ability.
(I know they did that for balance and proliferate, but seriously?)
Graveyard-Order-Matters Cards
Alms
Ashen Ghoul
Barrow Ghoul
Bone Dancer
Bösium Strip
Circling Vultures
Corpse Dance
Death Spark
Guiding Spirit
Krovikan Horror
Mistmoon Griffin
Nature's Kiss
Necratog
Nether Shadow
Phyrexian Grimoire
Phyrexian Furnace
Shallow Grave
Soldevi Digger
Spinning Darkness
Volrath's Shapeshifter
Zombie Scavengers
Thank you.
(Putting that together took way to long. Why did I do it?)
No need for examples, I always do my research before I concoct a recipe. How dare you insinuate otherwise! Here, sit in this corner and think about what you've done.
Table 16. @TigerFang8
A card that cares about graveyard order.
A card that cares about graveyard order for @TigerFang8:
You get irregular speedy service because it worked for another contest as well!
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when their order is served and when they place a new one to give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like by looking at the number of favorites and discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]