To Corwinnn, esteemed leader of the Grand Leagues of Squirreltopia-
Among the honorable ranks of formidable Cardsmiths, there is a scoundrel. You have, in days long past, put forth much war and conquest against this cruel lord, yet he still lies in wait for you. @KrampisZman
, Dread Lord of Misery, has come before you in battle once before. With his vile leigons of Bidoof, he has once before tried to shake Squirreltopia to its very roots.
Now, we are in a grave situation. I am Egg Dad, Lord Father of the kingdom of Egg. We have come to seek refuge and enlightenment in the Great Halls of the Cardsmiths, known as the MTG Cardsmith Community Forums. Upon my arrival, I was disrespected and spat upon by the very same Dark Lordmentioned above, and many have rushed to his side.
This cold, cruel man deserves not the popularity and notability