Parasitic (As this creature enters the battlefield, attach it to a creature. If the creature this creature is attached to leaves the battlefield sacrifice this creature.)
Parasitic creatures can help or harm their host
REPENANT OF NATURE!
That ability @modnation675 is not worded well, but is still pretty interesting and I feel fits the theme of ADVISORS. (weird support abilities that may seem to support nothin')
(send me a message on which card you …