If you're looking for recommendations, @feralitator, here are some from the monster manual...
From the Death Tyrant page: "A cluster of tiny lights descended from a dark crevice in the ceiling. These motes cast an eerie glow on the great, alien skull that hung beneath them." -From the journal of Jastus Hollowquill, Explorer of Undermountain
From the Centaur page: "I hear centaurs make excellent mounts!" -Batley Summerfoot, a halfling adventurer who never read Hooves of Fury, by Irvil Grayborn of Sundown
From the Crawling Claw page: "Makes you wonder what can be done with all those other murderer parts, doesn't it?" -Evangeliza Lavain, necromancer
There are a ton more but I'll also toss out from the book Tasha's Cauldron of Everything, which has a lot of quotes from Tasha (most of which I find hilarious). The following are Tasha quotes:
"The magic of both alchemists and witches relies on a powerful multiversal truth: mortals can't resist anything with bubbles."
"Classic artificer logic right here: 'What if, when your invention goes explosively wrong, we're inside it?'"
"Some artificers ask the hard questions: 'Couldn't there have been even more collateral damage?'"
"You have to respect anyone who lets their inner beast out for a brisk jog and healthy throat-ripping."
"I don't recommend letting magic take the reins, but I'm not your mom. Live deliciously."
"Note to self: revisit work on a speech-negating spell. Necessity: ear-bleeding."
"Finally, a whole faith about coloring inside the lines."
"I can't believe I'm writing this, but I think I could get behind a faith focused on mood lighting and evening wear."
"I can't tell you how many times I've burned everything to the ground and started over."
"You're researching ancient arts and drawing runes. It's okay to just say you want to be a witch!"
"Plague doctor--some looks never go out of style."
"Note to self: create a spell that lets you throat-punch people with your ghost."
"Do you think a kilt is a vital part of the fey wandering aesthetic? And if not, why are you so wrong?"
"I love insects--organized, relentless, specialized little champions. And aligning their single-minded will with your own: beautiful. Just keep them out of my lab."
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power ... words."
"Tentacles, psychic powers, beings from beyond the stars--one person's bad dream is another person's good time."
"I never understood why some people get so jittery about tentacles. Have you never had octopus nigiri? One of the few pieces of evidence of a benevolent multiverse."
"I know finding housing in Greyhawk is rough, but when genies or warlocks offer you cheap rent, run."
"When faced with the endless onslaught of magical possibilities, many wizards suffer identity crises. Some overcome, some break, and some become sword-bards."
"Magic is great and all, but have you ever smelled a book?"
also everyone look at the front page Spooky Scary Skeletons was just a random card I made and spent like 5 minutes on it. also exitebike thats the 2nd time one of my cards hit the favorites section.
My dad told me that one of his friends once disassembled their teacher's car, and rebuilt it around a flagpole. (Like the flagpole was poking through the middle of the car)
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From the Death Tyrant page:
"A cluster of tiny lights descended from a dark crevice in the ceiling. These motes cast an eerie glow on the great, alien skull that hung beneath them."
-From the journal of Jastus Hollowquill, Explorer of Undermountain
From the Centaur page:
"I hear centaurs make excellent mounts!"
-Batley Summerfoot, a halfling adventurer who never read Hooves of Fury, by Irvil Grayborn of Sundown
From the Crawling Claw page:
"Makes you wonder what can be done with all those other murderer parts, doesn't it?"
-Evangeliza Lavain, necromancer
There are a ton more but I'll also toss out from the book Tasha's Cauldron of Everything, which has a lot of quotes from Tasha (most of which I find hilarious). The following are Tasha quotes:
"The magic of both alchemists and witches relies on a powerful multiversal truth: mortals can't resist anything with bubbles."
"Classic artificer logic right here: 'What if, when your invention goes explosively wrong, we're inside it?'"
"Some artificers ask the hard questions: 'Couldn't there have been even more collateral damage?'"
"You have to respect anyone who lets their inner beast out for a brisk jog and healthy throat-ripping."
"I don't recommend letting magic take the reins, but I'm not your mom. Live deliciously."
"Note to self: revisit work on a speech-negating spell.
Necessity: ear-bleeding."
"Finally, a whole faith about coloring inside the lines."
"I can't believe I'm writing this, but I think I could get behind a faith focused on mood lighting and evening wear."
"I can't tell you how many times I've burned everything to the ground and started over."
"You're researching ancient arts and drawing runes. It's okay to just say you want to be a witch!"
"Plague doctor--some looks never go out of style."
"Note to self: create a spell that lets you throat-punch people with your ghost."
"Do you think a kilt is a vital part of the fey wandering aesthetic? And if not, why are you so wrong?"
"I love insects--organized, relentless, specialized little champions. And aligning their single-minded will with your own: beautiful. Just keep them out of my lab."
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power ... words."
"Tentacles, psychic powers, beings from beyond the stars--one person's bad dream is another person's good time."
"I never understood why some people get so jittery about tentacles. Have you never had octopus nigiri? One of the few pieces of evidence of a benevolent multiverse."
"I know finding housing in Greyhawk is rough, but when genies or warlocks offer you cheap rent, run."
"When faced with the endless onslaught of magical possibilities, many wizards suffer identity crises. Some overcome, some break, and some become sword-bards."
"Magic is great and all, but have you ever smelled a book?"
Hope my wasting 20 minutes has helped out!
They both get points! Just be sure to let us know who did you work together when you post the card.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/syndicate-soulwarden-1
It uses some of the Peripheral text about Orzhov Spirits from the Ravnica D&D book. (Pg. 206)
Here's where Ranshi's challenge was hidden
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/charging-owlbear-2
"Create a non-vehicle artifact that can become a creature" by @WarriorCatInAhat.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/self-driven-sword
ok so heres this card for @FORFUN 's challenge.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/hide-from-the-titantic
this card for @Revan 's challenge.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/if-you-dont-mind-1?list=user
this card is for @Corwinnn 's "secret" challenge
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/malgor-the-unrelenting?list=user
this is for another of @Corwinnn 's "secret" challenges. I realized i did the wording wrong after i published it.
and i say secret in quotations not to be rude but because they aren't nessacerily secret they just take a while to find.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/furiosa-breathstealer-1?list=user
hey @Corwinnn I found your last one
also everyone look at the front page Spooky Scary Skeletons was just a random card I made and spent like 5 minutes on it. also exitebike thats the 2nd time one of my cards hit the favorites section.
My dad told me that one of his friends once disassembled their teacher's car, and rebuilt it around a flagpole. (Like the flagpole was poking through the middle of the car)
edit: oops i mean "the word counter"
hey @Tomigon i found your denial.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/freezing-denial?list=user
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/treefolk-storytellers?list=user
alright @Tomigon heres the other one.
man im on a roll.
that can remove its own subtypes." by @TheDukeOfPork.