I Cannot Cardsmith Today.

Gavin

The goal is to take a real magic card, rewrite it in cardsmith, but with a catch: you must make the MTG language as bad as possible (and I don't mean bad as in swear words.) Misspellings don't count, and don't add any additional unneeded abilities (ie defender and intimidate).


Rules:
1) Normally, this would be "Proper MTG language", but right now it's not.
2) Max 3 entries.

Prizes: bragging rights.

Here is an example:

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/master-decoy

It's kinda Ironic that I made such a basic mistake with this card: Not making it a creature.

TrippleBoggey3

@Gavin, I recommend "Vintage" language instead of "bad" language...

Gavin

You can do that if you want, but really cruddy MTG language is also an option.

Corwinnn

This thread also exists in this format
http://forums.mtgcardsmith.com/discussion/1796/let-s-goof-with-why-mtg-cardsmith#latest

AlphaDelta

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/counterspell-56
helo

Gavin

@AlphaDelta nice!

AlphaDelta

Thanks!

Flytrigreen

I was cringing while making this, but:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/avakyn-angel-of-hope

Note the set. Note Avacyn, Guardian Angel's set. And please, so my sacrifice wasn't in vain, note the art and note what the card does.

Ludovico

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/checks-and-balances-1

Gavin

@Ludovico it needs to be based on a real card

@Flytigreen that card has such messed up text that it's almost definitely going to end up ing the top 3.

Zane

I Think i have a pretty good one

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/cards_ip/1473622199800101.png?t=311852

TrippleBoggey3

The winner is here!!! It's grammatically and term-wise correct, but...

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/lord-of-extinction-3

TrippleBoggey3

Here's an idea:

The algebraic expression for the [See symbols in bottom right corner] is X - (A+B+C), where the following is applied.

"X" can be expressed as the number of cards you planned on using.
"A" can be expressed as the number of cards in your deck that are still in there.
"B" can be expressed as the number of cards that can be visually seen face up and still count yet you own them.
"C" can be expressed as the number of cards you own that are banished (AKA exiled).

TrippleBoggey3

It makes me cringe

LittleDemon

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/serrra-angil?list=user

Mordecai

Necropotence!

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/nekro-potense

Black Lotush!

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/blak-lostush

PixelKirby

If I am not wrong, isn't it suppose to be less about awful spelling and more about awful MtG language?

Gavin

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/harsh-judgement
It is time...

Gavin

#1: @littledemon serra angel
#2 @flytigreen avacyn
#3 @Mordecai blak lootoosh

@Zane and @AlphaDelta I got a 404 when I tried to look at your cards, so I;m sorry if they would've gotten in the top 3.

Gavin

This discussion is now closed to everyone for ever absolutely from now on.

Tommia

@Gavin But... but... but... Emrakul came.

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/coax-from-blind-eternities