I prefer bananas because I was mugged by an angry gang of murderous pineapple chunks. I still have the indentation of the tin on my forehead! Plus I tend to make up stories....
I will never eat a banana unless it is in juice, yogurt, or ice-cream (not like a banana split, I mean actual banana-flavored ice-cream.) So I choose pineapple.
My granddad choked a piece of banana and almost died. In North Korea, 1670. While getting shot at by giant zombie mutant duck-billed platypus guards working for the Donald, while trying to escape a wood-chipper machine, before a future version of himself, with two robotic arms, warned him of the coming apocalypse. Unlike @madstokie, I never make up stories, and have no understanding of "jokes" and "sarcasm".
I can't comment any further as I'm stuck in an infinite loop due to the use of my time machine today (it came free with 5 tokens off a cereal box plus £2.99 shipping). All I did was to warn my parents that having children would be a mistake... I disappeared off a photo too.....
This discussion is very reminiscent of the Yorkshire Men. "Ah, we used to dream of living in a corridor! It was like a palace to us! Instead, it was all seventy of us out on the lake."
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Pineapples, and I have frikkin' proof. Pineapples used to be worth the equivalent of £20,000.
Bananas are meant to be left on tress, not eaten.
Unlike @madstokie, I never make up stories, and have no understanding of "jokes" and "sarcasm".
"Ah, we used to dream of living in a corridor! It was like a palace to us! Instead, it was all seventy of us out on the lake."
Also BANANA!
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