The Doge contest

Comments

• kauyon

  January 2016

  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/joseph-k
• kauyon

  January 2016

  That Doge is a Dope Trope.
• dibbydubsdubs

  January 2016

  Here is mine
  
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/vicious-army
• ZendikarIncarnate

  January 2016

  Plz make real doge cards. I don't want to see comments that arent related to this contest
• Grimshac

  January 2016

  Then perhaps don't call it a contest, considering there isn't a prize.
• Corwinnn

  January 2016

  Prizes??
• TheClayKnight

  January 2016

  indeed, this isn't a contest in any meaningful sense. It's you telling strangers to specifically make ridiculous cards based on an old meme. Hence the insinuation that you're looking for WhyMTG Cardsmith fodder.
• Grimshac

  January 2016

  @TheClayKnight
  
  Hi guys im hosting a "Le epic memer" contest. Make cards with FUNNY LE XD FACES, I judge good and put cards on my wall, kk?
  
  Pls remember no overpowered only balanced meme cards :^)
  
  we will pwn those n00bs who take this too serious, i'm just doing this for fun XDD!!
  
  We are anonymous, for we are many kappa.
  
  ...
  
  and now I need some fresh air.
• ZendikarIncarnate

  January 2016

  @Grimshac Be quiet. The prize is bragging rights and X favorites, where X is the amount of cards posted. Now do u wanna make doge cards?
• Grimshac

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  @ZendikarIncarnate
  
  "Be quiet". My, what an eloquent formulation.
  
  You can't, by definiton, call it a "contest" without prizes. Call it a challenge then.
  And no, I don't want to make doge cards. I'd rather eat rotten mustard.
  
  Regardless, it was moved to a new sub-forum that contains "for fun" contests, so my job here is done.
• AlphaOmega

  January 2016

  @Grimshac it seems you need some good Earl Grey and Edgar A. Poe to sooth your hatred. If reading horror poetry does not help you may need to read some Vogon Poetry because we don't need an uncultured smithy.
• Grimshac

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  @AlphaOmega
  
  OH I'm sorry, I didn't realize Paul-Kauyon had two accounts!
  
  Cheers to you too, buddy.
• AlphaOmega

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  @Grimshac I hardly think we are the same person. Right @kauyon ? We are only two insane people who know that the most insane thing is: someone who doesn't believe they are mad. That is all, I live in Canada he lives in USA. I am a lovable person who likes poetry,and Paul is a complete ass who doesn't understand solipsism. We even argue with each other about the happenings of the world.
  
  Also Grimmy-lad rotten mustard is not that bad, I had it last week in fact! With toast it is a great snack. For you the most grimmyshac of all Grimshacs: http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/grimshacs-baby
  Grimshac , Please don't hate me, I love you. We all do.
• kauyon

  January 2016

  You caught me, I do have two accounts. @AlphaOmega is not my other account though. Trying to contain hatred is like starting a magnesium fire in a styrofoam cup.
  
  Solipsism definition - All for one and one for all, because the needs of the many will always outweigh the needs of the few.
• Corwinnn

  January 2016

  This is my other account. That's right, I'm also @Corwinnn!
• kauyon

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Ohh, it's all sticky!
• kauyon

  January 2016

  @Corwinnn
  
  
• Corwinnn

  January 2016

  @kauyon
  
  
• kauyon

  January 2016

  I already put that in The Rabbit Hole ages ago.
• Corwinnn

  January 2016

  And now it's in the Doge Hole?
• kauyon

  January 2016

  Next it will be in a manhole.
• datmtgplayer

  January 2016

  mine http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/twinkie-doge-in-shades
• AlphaOmega

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Oi Vey, you are wrong @Corwinnn ! Solipsism is the philosophy that everything other than the self is an illusion. Good try though.
  
• dolphin534

  January 2016

  this is the worst "contest" ever
• kauyon

  January 2016

  @AlphaOmega No it is not. It is a belief system built around the concept that nothing can be proven to truly exist because perception creates a lens and a chasm between human consciousness and metaphysical reality. Thus, not you, I nor anyone else can even prove to themselves that they are in fact real. My first comment was not a literal definition, you just seem to have missed the point. Life is like running a marathon on a treadmill, with you running away from a deadfall into a meat grinder behind you and towards an oasis in front of you. But the speed of the treadmill's belt varies with the speed you attempt to move toward the oasis.
  
  
  
  "All that I know, is that I know nothing at all." ~ Socrates
• kauyon

  January 2016

  Halo 3 - Starry Night Trailer
  
  
  
  Interstellar - Rage Against the Dying of the Light
  
  
  
  Lord of the Rings - FotR Opening Sequence
  
  
  
  Star Trek: First Contact - Captain Picard's White Whale
  
  
• kauyon

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  
  
  http://www.xump.com/Images/Products/HumanHeartModel-500A.jpg
  
  http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/public-one-way-mirror-bathroom-2.jpeg
  
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• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  @CrucibleOfHate Sorry, I couldn't resist!
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/crucible-of-dog-food-1?list=user
• AlphaOmega

  January 2016

  @kauyon ,Cognito ergo sum. I think therefor I know I am.
  -Descartes
• kauyon

  January 2016

  @AlphaOmega
  
  The only difference between the mind and reality is tangibility, tangibilty is merely what the mind deems it to be.
  
  Perhaps canines believe, in their own way, that their concept of mind is clear and concise. Living unaware of how truly great the extreme gulf of perception, comprehension and calculation is between themeselves and their homosapien masters. In the end, your world is what you believe it to be.
  
  https://imgflip.com/i/w7vxv
  
  https://imgflip.com/i/w7v7n
  
  Once a dreamer has tired of their dreaming, they will dream of being awake.