Make me a grunt from Halo (closed)

As you probably know, I love Halo. So, I want you to make me a grunt from Halo. There are additional rules:
-Unlimited Entries
-If it is Legendary use Grunt names (Yapap, Bapap, Yap, Dabab, etc)
-Most of you will have to use new cards, so I'm not going to mention about old/new cards, except @Faiths_Guide cannot use old cards because he always has old cards for everything...
-Must fit the following: No white
If it has blue, it must be put with red or green.
Black is not allowed unless put with red.
-It can be a land, like the grunt homeworld Balaho, or a grunt equipment.
-Subtype is Uggoy
-I do not want a toughness of higher than 1, unless he has special armor or your intending that I play Halo in Legendary Difficulty
-Make sure the abilities line up with the grunt nature.
-If you don't play halo, search up Uggoy on halo.wikia.com
-Write a good story on your grunt and I'll give you extra points
-Good flavor text gives extra points
-Making your own keywords gives extra points
-Grading will be based on 50% matches grunt nature, 18%balance, 12% art, 10% uniqueness, 9% flavor text, 1% other.
-Due date is to be August 19, 2016
-Spamming entries is allowed
-I haven't decided on the prizes yet but I'll decide after I see how many have joined

Oh you want a story? Here:

In the 17th century AUL (After Urza's Legacy), or the 26th Century AD, the Grunt planet Bapap becomes terrorized by the Eldrazi Urza (http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/urza-impaired-upon-intellect). The grunt (Uggoy) had to quickly escape, so they used the planet's inner Slipspace portal, taking them to the planet Corbot as seen here: http://forums.mtgcardsmith.com/discussion/1753/the-tribes-of-corbot. They chose Corbot because a Grunt army had already arrived there. However, a few grunts decided to leave and seek political asylum on Earth. Those grunts made a mistake and accidentally arrived on ruins of Charum Hakkor (read it's story on halo.wikia.com). Those grunts formed their own civilization, with tier 1 technology by using Forrunner and ancient human technology. They would only be fought by the natives there, the dinosaurs, which would lead to an army of grunt riding dinosaurs (have fun finding art for that).

Again, don't let me find you criticizing me on using Halo in Mtg

Finally, the colors of the grunt factions:

Blue and red=The normal grunts. Must contain Keyword (Cowardice-This creature cannot attack or block alone)
Blue and green=The more tactical grunts. Must contain precise complex abilities.
Red and green=The more powerful grunts. Higher power than others, but stick with toughness 1.
Red and black=The secretive, and sabotaging grunts. Give them interesting abilities.
Mono red=The raging suicide grunts. The guys from halo everyone hates.
Mono green=The grunts that ride dinosaurs. Good luck finding art for that. (Chances are, @Faiths_Guide has already found this art a year ago)

Example: http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/grunt-47

Good luck and have fun.

Note: I want to give special thanks to the following people: @Corwinnn for being a cool Mod and making all this possible, @Rhythm_ for making awesome contests and @Faiths_Guide for being my inspiration in making new cards. Thanks to all of you guys.

Additional: I will photoshop some grunts riding dinosaur art for you guys to use. Everyone but @Faiths_Guide is allowed to use it, because he probably already has this kind of art.

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