Funniest... cards... EVER!!! (Batteries not included)
By this title you already know what's going on. Batteries aren't included...which stinks. But that's besides the point, I want to see who can make the funniest cards...ever. Not just funniest cards ever, funniest cards...EVER!!! I have some simple rules:
-Make a new card. It can't be one you've already made.
-Take your time (Don't just put a picture of Harambe on a card and make it a 1 mana 20/20)!
-Creativity (for inspiration, look at the Unhinged and Unglued sets).
-It doesn't have to be a good card... or a fair one.
-Flavor text can always be made funny!
This is not just for me to judge! Everybody loves to laugh! My final rule is (but not required): If you find a card to be funny, you can notify me on here, which lets me know which cards you guys found funny, which will make it easier pick...the funniest.....cards......EVER!!!
Good luck!
1st place prize: Bragging rights and a follow from yours truly, I'll also like 5.25 and a half cards of their choosing (Which I think rounds to 6!?)
2nd place prize: I'll follow them and like 4 and a half cards of their choosing.
3rd place prize: I'll follow them and and like 3.1415926535897932384 cards of their choosing. (Thats pi!)
-Make a new card. It can't be one you've already made.
-Take your time (Don't just put a picture of Harambe on a card and make it a 1 mana 20/20)!
-Creativity (for inspiration, look at the Unhinged and Unglued sets).
-It doesn't have to be a good card... or a fair one.
-Flavor text can always be made funny!
This is not just for me to judge! Everybody loves to laugh! My final rule is (but not required): If you find a card to be funny, you can notify me on here, which lets me know which cards you guys found funny, which will make it easier pick...the funniest.....cards......EVER!!!
Good luck!
1st place prize: Bragging rights and a follow from yours truly, I'll also like 5.25 and a half cards of their choosing (Which I think rounds to 6!?)
2nd place prize: I'll follow them and like 4 and a half cards of their choosing.
3rd place prize: I'll follow them and and like 3.1415926535897932384 cards of their choosing. (Thats pi!)
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violets are blue
harambe got shot in the Cinncinati zoo.
roses are red
war is near
we would be safe
IF HARAMBE WAS HERE!!!!!!
"Long ago Doggifax was a legend. Now, he ride on the back of baby Gerald, giving him the freedom he had once long ago."
Thanks to @saveria201 for the first like on this one. Many more Jedi and Apes may be slain, but now we get their spirits for freeeee!
Oh Yeah, and Also @Corwinnn just cause I haven't bothered him enough yet today XD.
I just made this and saw this contest, the card isn't really that funny, but I like the flavor text.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/poltergeist-of-fun
Make an Artifact called Laser Pointer. Have it create Laser Beam tokens that you put on a cat. Any cat with a Laser Beam token cannot attack, or block.
Then make an Enchantment called Laser Frenzy. {r}{g}: Target cat fights another target cat with a laser beam token on it.
and then you can make the appropriate "pew pew pew" sounds!
XD
For @Death_Methods - To go in your Cat killer deck!
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/friday-night-magic-2?list=set&set=13041
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/sans-the-slacker?list=set&set=13041
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/delirious-1?list=user
You're welcome.