@Mellenius, @Modination, I was thinking that too but I wasn't sure what would sound better, plus I need to revise a couple of things looking at my entries, so I'll probably redo the cards. Thanks for the feedback!
@meadowsatsunshine, there isn't a theoretically to it. It dies when it hits the field. Reference Magic Duels, attempting to summon something that would enter with 0 toughness results with it being instantly sent to the graveyard. Not trying to be a dick, just trying to point out that mechanically, its flawed.
@TheAcidicSniper I've been playing since Onslaught, I know how creatures work. 'Theoretically' was me being coy. This is a card you have to build around. Also not trying to be dick.
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I see what you are trying to do but for mtg-esque terminology replace "if not" with "otherwise".
But it's undead! It's already dead!