@EnvyReaper Woah, you must be hungry! Unfortunately I can only serve one course per customer, or I'd get--even further--behind. So, would you like one of those dishes, or would you like to come up with another entree?
Make a card that can allow Cycling Matters decks to exist in modern. It can't be something that supports Dredge or Hollow one, although it can still support discard-matters.
@KrampisZman Welcome back! You do have a habit of placing very strict orders. I'll have to request, for the sake of efficiency, that you alter your order to a format-less one that lends itself to interpretation.
How does this strike you?
Table 12. @KrampisZman A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield created for @ArmisJoe: Which version do you like better? I may have made wording mistakes these, please let me know.
Cryptic and obscure, I know. I, however, have faith in my chef.
(For the record, this is literally the beginning and end of the request, no convoluted or hidden meaning. And more importantly, no right answer. It's more of a curiosity in terms of how you'll handle it. If you refuse, no worries, I understand.)
@Suicidal_Deity Welcome back! Cryptic and obscure leaves lots of room for interpretation, which I appreciate. Have your seat, back in an out-of-the-way corner.
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin for @Netherin5: It's really a Pro-Token with no ability card. Check the card comment section for elaboration.
Comments
Absolutely. Pull up a chair!
What're your thoughts on the most recent couple of items on the Menu?
Table 8. @Netherin5
A Mythic Rare equipment card.
Of course, we serve only the finest!
Table 9. @gamerAwsome101
A cheese burger with a side of fries.
"I would like a cycle of dishes from many different lands"
(Create a 5 card non-basic land cycle)
Woah, you must be hungry! Unfortunately I can only serve one course per customer, or I'd get--even further--behind. So, would you like one of those dishes, or would you like to come up with another entree?
Create a colorless non-basic land
I think you'll be able to stomach that completely. Coming right up!
Table 10. @EnvyReaper
A non-basic land that produces colorless mana.
Lands have no color young man. Would you like it to produce colorless mana?
Sorry good sir for forgetting that, yes please
@MonkeyPirate2002
Right this way!
Table 11. @MonkeyPirate2002
A saga that specializes in healing as the main dish.
@EnvyReaper
Never fear, I've honed your order.
@KrampisZman
Welcome back! You do have a habit of placing very strict orders. I'll have to request, for the sake of efficiency, that you alter your order to a format-less one that lends itself to interpretation.
How does this strike you?
Table 12. @KrampisZman
A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield created for @ArmisJoe:
Which version do you like better? I may have made wording mistakes these, please let me know.
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @EnvyReaper, & @Dom_Rocks.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @sorinjace
A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life.
Table 2. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 3. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
Table 4. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
Table 5. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 6. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
Table 7. @Netherin5
A Mythic Rare equipment card.
Table 8. @gamerAwsome101
A cheese burger with a side of fries.
Table 9. @EnvyReaper
A non-basic land that produces colorless mana.
Table 10. @MonkeyPirate2002
A saga that specializes in healing as the main dish.
Table 11. @KrampisZman
A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
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A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life for @sorinjace:
I dare you to quench this thirst! *Guffaw*
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @EnvyReaper, @Dom_Rocks, & @ArmisJoe.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 2. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
Table 3. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
Table 4. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 5. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
Table 6. @Netherin5
A Mythic Rare equipment card.
Table 7. @gamerAwsome101
A cheese burger with a side of fries.
Table 8. @EnvyReaper
A non-basic land that produces colorless mana.
Table 9. @MonkeyPirate2002
A saga that specializes in healing as the main dish.
Table 10. @KrampisZman
A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
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_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Might have to ask for some silverware to go with this 'banquet'...
Here's my request:
Create a legendary equipment card!
Cryptic and obscure, I know. I, however, have faith in my chef.
(For the record, this is literally the beginning and end of the request, no convoluted or hidden meaning. And more importantly, no right answer. It's more of a curiosity in terms of how you'll handle it. If you refuse, no worries, I understand.)
Great point, I've updated the recipe!
@sorinjace
It wasn't my first thought either, but I managed to arrive on it. He's reminiscent of Edgar Markov (maybe Mathas as well).
Table 11. @sorinjace
A legendary equipment card.
@Suicidal_Deity
Welcome back! Cryptic and obscure leaves lots of room for interpretation, which I appreciate. Have your seat, back in an out-of-the-way corner.
Table 12. @Suicidal_Deity
A planeswalker card that isn't
@ArmisJoe
Happy to serve, glad we agreed!
Edit: My sets are in alphabetical order so it shouldn't be too hard to find.
A Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype for @Potato13:
I'll give you all some perks... just leave me alone
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @EnvyReaper, @Dom_Rocks, & @ArmisJoe.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
Table 2. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
Table 3. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 4. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
Table 5. @Netherin5
A Mythic Rare equipment card.
Table 6. @gamerAwsome101
A cheese burger with a side of fries.
Table 7. @EnvyReaper
A non-basic land that produces colorless mana.
Table 8. @MonkeyPirate2002
A saga that specializes in healing as the main dish.
Table 9. @KrampisZman
A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
Table 10. @sorinjace
A legendary equipment card.
Table 11. @Suicidal_Deity
A planeswalker card that isn't.
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_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin for @Netherin5:
It's really a Pro-Token with no ability card.
Check the card comment section for elaboration.
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @EnvyReaper, @Dom_Rocks, & @ArmisJoe.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
Table 2. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 3. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
Table 4. @Netherin5
A Mythic Rare equipment card.
Table 5. @gamerAwsome101
A cheese burger with a side of fries.
Table 6. @EnvyReaper
A non-basic land that produces colorless mana.
Table 7. @MonkeyPirate2002
A saga that specializes in healing as the main dish.
Table 8. @KrampisZman
A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
Table 9. @sorinjace
A legendary equipment card.
Table 10. @Suicidal_Deity
A planeswalker card that isn't.
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__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
@Ranshi922's sundae:
Brain Freeze!
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @EnvyReaper, @Dom_Rocks, & @ArmisJoe.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 2. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
Table 3. @Netherin5
A Mythic Rare equipment card.
Table 4. @gamerAwsome101
A cheese burger with a side of fries.
Table 5. @EnvyReaper
A non-basic land that produces colorless mana.
Table 6. @MonkeyPirate2002
A saga that specializes in healing as the main dish.
Table 7. @KrampisZman
A card that lends itself to a strong cycling strategy.
Table 8. @sorinjace
A legendary equipment card.
Table 9. @Suicidal_Deity
A planeswalker card that isn't.
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_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Welcome back, please review your order below.
Table 10. @Bowler218
A subtly flavorful card that burns on the way down.