@MyHungrybutPatientGuests I've just been informed by the bureaucracy that 'walker sauce has been age restricted for those under 21 decades old. Never fear, all previous 'walker orders I've taken and/or plated are being struck from my record so I won't be sent imprisoned over all you sneaky underage taste testers. However, until further notice, I'm prohibited from taking 'walker orders.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
For simplicity, as my customers are solely comprised of relative youths, I'm taking 'Walkers off the menu for now.
@MEGAElixer You're the last exception I've been permitted to make.
If you children are interested, this discussion mentions a bunch of... individuals that would be permitted to consume 'walker sauce were they to dine here.
Three past orders have undergone Menu updates: All recipe revisions are thanks to the marvelous touring chef, @DomriKade! A true kitchen wizard--not a fink.
To view what Jared transforms into, you could search this discussion or click the link in his comment section A general for-your-information note would be that his back-face could use revision but it can't be revised.
@EnvyReaper 'Erm, uh, oh it's you; haha. I seemed to have given your table to Mr. @Suicidal_Deity--for safety reasons, you understand. After that it seems that I completely forgot about you, unintentionally of course. Hmm, I'll have to move some people around to rectify this.
Next Up: Table 1. @MEGAElixer A Planeswalker based around squirrel tribal.
Table 2. @Platypusburger An insane morphing/manifesting, Kamigawa flipping, and transforming card.
Table 3. @EnvyReaper A Rezatta card using Psylian life.
Table 4. @Suicidal_Deity A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 5. @modnation675 A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
If your seat has changed, be advised it was a simple oversight on my part and, hopefully, won't happen again. Rest assured that your meals will be worth the wait in any case.
I made need to splurge on a more spacious restaurant.
Next Up: Table 1. @MEGAElixer A Planeswalker based around squirrel tribal.
Table 2. @Platypusburger An insane morphing/manifesting, Kamigawa flipping, and transforming card.
Table 3. @EnvyReaper A Rezatta card using Psylian life.
Table 4. @Suicidal_Deity A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 5. @modnation675 A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
Table 6. @Bowler218 Enchantment that has land tribal but isn't green.
Table7. @TigerGecko66 A creature with defender that burns.
Table 8. @KrampisZman Squirrel card that's good in a dredge without dredge.
Table 9. @Tomigon No order yet. Sorry Tomigon, should've read the sign on the window: _______________No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age_______________ __________________May Order 'Walker Sauce Here__________________
@MEGAElixer is the last 'Walker exception the bureaucracy has allowed me.
@Faiths_Guide Nah, it was more of an 'In-Character' sort of thing, the idea was mine and not a friends.
Pretty much, you take a card that is currently or has been banned/limited in the past, and you balance it and attach a Ravnica Guild's Mechanic to it.
For example, you might make a "Kabal Therapy" but as a 2 Blue 1 colourless spell with Jumpstart instead of Kicker. (I hope Kabal Therapy has been banned in the past otherwise I'll sound like an idiot.)
@Potato13 Good sir, I knew it was you, and not a friend, because you are sitting alone. Allow me to inform you of the rules of ordering here: orders must be placed in ten words or less.
Here is my suggestion: "Use a recent Ravnica keyword on a balanced banned card." Let me know if you agree.
@Faiths_Guide sorry for my idiocy, so.. "Use a Ravnica Keyword on a Balanced (Previously) Banned Card" The reason why I put the (Previously) is because it opens the pool up a bit.
@Platypusburger I tried to sprinkle a heavy dash of insanity into your last dish with a pseudo-madness manifest for the Dusk Hound, a threshold-esque trigger for Phantom Hound's transformation, and all out mania-inducing for your opponents with Fright Hound's transform trigger.
"A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before" for @Suicidal_Deity: I made you a god card, 'cause, y'know. Also, I was really surprised at how many mechanics I've used.
[subtype] offering (You may cast this card any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a [subtype] and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed [subtype]. Mana cost includes color.)
:::Sits down next to @Tomigon::: Sorry I'm late! Garçon… We'd like a Potion that's an aura and when it's "drunk", it transforms the creature into... something unexpected!
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I've just been informed by the bureaucracy that 'walker sauce has been age restricted for those under 21 decades old. Never fear, all previous 'walker orders I've taken and/or plated are being struck from my record so I won't be sent imprisoned over all you sneaky underage taste testers. However, until further notice, I'm prohibited from taking 'walker orders.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
For simplicity, as my customers are solely comprised of relative youths, I'm taking 'Walkers off the menu for now.
@MEGAElixer
You're the last exception I've been permitted to make.
If you children are interested, this discussion mentions a bunch of... individuals that would be permitted to consume 'walker sauce were they to dine here.
All recipe revisions are thanks to the marvelous touring chef, @DomriKade! A true kitchen wizard--not a fink.
To view what Jared transforms into, you could search this discussion or click the link in his comment section
'Erm, uh, oh it's you; haha. I seemed to have given your table to Mr. @Suicidal_Deity--for safety reasons, you understand. After that it seems that I completely forgot about you, unintentionally of course. Hmm, I'll have to move some people around to rectify this.
Next Up:
Table 1. @MEGAElixer
A Planeswalker based around squirrel tribal.
Table 2. @Platypusburger
An insane morphing/manifesting, Kamigawa flipping, and transforming card.
Table 3. @EnvyReaper
A Rezatta card using Psylian life.
Table 4. @Suicidal_Deity
A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 5. @modnation675
A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
If your seat has changed, be advised it was a simple oversight on my part and, hopefully, won't happen again. Rest assured that your meals will be worth the wait in any case.
Next Up:
Table 1. @MEGAElixer
A Planeswalker based around squirrel tribal.
Table 2. @Platypusburger
An insane morphing/manifesting, Kamigawa flipping, and transforming card.
Table 3. @EnvyReaper
A Rezatta card using Psylian life.
Table 4. @Suicidal_Deity
A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 5. @modnation675
A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
Table 6. @Bowler218
Enchantment that has land tribal but isn't green.
Table7. @TigerGecko66
A creature with defender that burns.
Table 8. @KrampisZman
Squirrel card that's good in a dredge without dredge.
Table 9. @Tomigon
No order yet. Sorry Tomigon, should've read the sign on the window:
_______________No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age_______________
__________________May Order 'Walker Sauce Here__________________
@MEGAElixer is the last 'Walker exception the bureaucracy has allowed me.
A Planeswalker based around squirrel tribal for @MEGAElixer:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, & @MEGAElixer.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Platypusburger
An insane morphing/manifesting, Kamigawa flipping, and transforming card.
Table 2. @EnvyReaper
A Rezatta card using Psylian life. (With a food animal for dessert.)
Table 3. @Suicidal_Deity
A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 4. @modnation675
A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
Table 5. @Bowler218
Enchantment that has land tribal but isn't green.
Table 6. @TigerGecko66
A creature with defender that burns.
Table 7. @KrampisZman
Squirrel card that's good in a dredge without dredge.
Table 8. @Tomigon
Who hasn't ordered yet...
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Wait for your first to be served, you young scamp!
(You can certainly make another order, let me know if it replaces your other order or if I should do it afterwards.)
I would like a card with a food animal
An insane morphing/manifesting, Kamigawa flipping, and transforming card for @Platypusburger:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, & @MEGAElixer.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @EnvyReaper
A Rezatta card using Psylian life. (With a food animal for dessert.)
Table 2. @Suicidal_Deity
A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 3. @modnation675
A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
Table 4. @Bowler218
Enchantment that has land tribal but isn't green.
Table 5. @TigerGecko66
A creature with defender that burns.
Table 6. @KrampisZman
Squirrel card that's good in a dredge without dredge.
Table 7. @Tomigon
Who hasn't ordered yet...
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
"Make a Rebalanced Version of a previously/still Banned or Limited card, but also redesigned to feature a keyword from one of the Ravnica Guilds."
I don't know where he gets such complex orders from!
"Rebalance banned/limited card and add Ravnica keyword"
@Potato13 "Sir I would like to inform you that the rule of thumb to ordering is to try to put it into ten words or left"
@Potato13
You’re welcome to ask your friend to summarize. Alternatively, I can come up with something for you
Pretty much, you take a card that is currently or has been banned/limited in the past, and you balance it and attach a Ravnica Guild's Mechanic to it.
For example, you might make a "Kabal Therapy" but as a 2 Blue 1 colourless spell with Jumpstart instead of Kicker. (I hope Kabal Therapy has been banned in the past otherwise I'll sound like an idiot.)
Good sir, I knew it was you, and not a friend, because you are sitting alone. Allow me to inform you of the rules of ordering here: orders must be placed in ten words or less.
Here is my suggestion:
"Use a recent Ravnica keyword on a balanced banned card."
Let me know if you agree.
A Rezatta card using Psylian life for @EnvyReaper:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, & @MEGAElixer.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Suicidal_Deity
A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before.
Table 2. @modnation675
A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
Table 3. @Bowler218
Enchantment that has land tribal but isn't green.
Table 4. @TigerGecko66
A creature with defender that burns.
Table 5. @KrampisZman
Squirrel card that's good in a dredge without dredge.
Table 6. @Tomigon
Who hasn't ordered yet...
Table 7. @Potato13
Use a Ravnica keyword on a balanced (previously) banned card.
Table 8. @Platypusburger
Second (really 3rd or 4th) course: A Plansewalker support card that doesn't use the word "Planeswalker."
Table 9. @EnvyReaper
A food animal for dessert.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
I got you. Glad to have regulars that enjoy my cooking.
The reason why I put the (Previously) is because it opens the pool up a bit.
A fine order.
I tried to sprinkle a heavy dash of insanity into your last dish with a pseudo-madness manifest for the Dusk Hound, a threshold-esque trigger for Phantom Hound's transformation, and all out mania-inducing for your opponents with Fright Hound's transform trigger.
How did it taste?
"A personal card featuring a mechanic I've never used before" for @Suicidal_Deity:
I made you a god card, 'cause, y'know. Also, I was really surprised at how many mechanics I've used.
[subtype] offering (You may cast this card any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a [subtype] and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed [subtype]. Mana cost includes color.)
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, & @Suicidal_Deity.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @modnation675
A unique card using manifest (for dessert).
Table 2. @Bowler218
Enchantment that has land tribal but isn't green.
Table 3. @TigerGecko66
A creature with defender that burns.
Table 4. @KrampisZman
Squirrel card that's good in a dredge without dredge.
Table 5. @Tomigon
Who hasn't ordered yet...
Table 6. @Potato13
Use a Ravnica keyword on a balanced (previously) banned card.
Table 7. @Platypusburger
Second (really 3rd or 4th) course: A Plansewalker support card that doesn't use the word "Planeswalker."
Table 8. @EnvyReaper
A food animal for dessert.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Sorry I'm late! Garçon… We'd like a Potion that's an aura and when it's "drunk", it transforms the creature into... something unexpected!