How to Kill a Planeswalker.

ArinSkaArinSka
in Off-topic Chat
If you were forced to fight a planeswalker with anything at your disposal, within reason, how would you go about it? Feel free to specify which planeswalker you're fighting.

No already-dead PWs, that kinda defeats the purpose.

Hard Mode: No getting help from other PWs

Dante Must Die Mode: No MTG items, only IRL means.
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  • Bowler218Bowler218
    Dante must Die: Gideon (any melee version)
    How to kill him:
    Required items:
    Any good sniper rifle
    Good strength
    A sniping spot
    Good aim
    Clear shot of head
    Step 1:
    Set up spot
    Step 2:
    Wait
    Step 3:
    BOOM! HEADSHOT!
  • Faiths_GuideFaiths_Guide
    Merely persuade (any walker) that the cause they are fighting for is beneath them, subsequently draining their loyalty (counters) to zero, resulting in the planeswalker "walking" to another plane.

    XD
  • TemurzoaTemurzoa
    Defeating Nicol Bolas is easy. Just remind him that he can't exist.
  • LujikulLujikul
    edited February 2019
    I feel lots and lots of explosives would work. Otherwise, your best option is a rookie walker with little combat experience. If I really had to make a choice, I’d take on Tibalt with a very sharp knife.
  • ArinSkaArinSka
    Enjoying the answers so far!

    My personal answer would be to get some heat and pressure-resistant scuba gear, a diving knife, and a lot of oxygen in combustion-proof tanks and then take on Chandra underwater.
  • sanjaya666sanjaya666
    Offer them to drink bleach and eat tide pods.
  • LastjusticeLastjustice
    I thought this was a contest to make cards to planeswalker hate.....I was disappointed to find that wasn' t the case. I think the topic creator should shift gears to a more constructive discussion like that.
  • sanjaya666sanjaya666
    edited February 2019
    Deleted.
  • Bowler218Bowler218
    fortnitte, tide pods, and the ali a intro
  • ArinSkaArinSka
    @Lastjustice

    This is in Off-topic Chat. I don't have to have 'constructive discussion', this was just something for fun and you don't have to criticize it like I was attempting a serious discussion, as that wasn't my point. I just wanted to ask a fun question in a light-hearted mood.
  • EnvyReaperEnvyReaper
    @Lastjustice
    yeah man you kind of made yourself look like a jerk with that one as this IS in the Off-topic filter lol
  • EnvyReaperEnvyReaper
    edited February 2019
    @ArinSka
    Or if you were to take on Chandra just use a flame resistant suit and take her on, with a weapon of your choice of course
  • Bowler218Bowler218
    Do it with a suped up flamethrower. Really piss her off
  • RanshiRanshi
    @EnvyReaper, you would want to use a weapon that wouldn't melt. She could probably melt bullets and a gun, a sword, etc. You would need something that isn't flammable and doesn't melt when engulfed in flames.
  • Bowler218Bowler218
    Like a sniper rifle shot from a mile away?
  • EnvyReaperEnvyReaper
    @Ranshi922 THEN USE A TUNGSTEN KNIFE I DON'T KNOW, JUST TAKE A KNIFE, BUT IT IS TUNGSTEN, AND TUNGSTEN DON'T MELT, USE TUNGSTEN, IT NEVER MELTS
  • EnvyReaperEnvyReaper
    TUNGSTEN FOR YOUR KITCHEN
  • EnvyReaperEnvyReaper
    FOR YOUR DAILY HOUSEHOLD NEEDS
  • EnvyReaperEnvyReaper
    AND FOR YOUR LIFE WHICH YOU WILL BE LUCKY TO KEEP AFTER FIGHTING CHANDRA
  • Bowler218Bowler218
    FRIGGEN SNIPER BULLET MADE OF TUNGSTEN! THAT WILL KILL ANYTHING!
  • RanshiRanshi
    What about Gideon? He has Heliod's blessing.
  • bigbadbooknerdbigbadbooknerd
    Get Erebos's blessing
  • RanshiRanshi
    ROTFLMAO
  • Bowler218Bowler218
    Sniper bullet to the head, read my first comment for details
  • RanshiRanshi
    @Bowler218, I read it. But it doesn’t change the fact that Heliod’s blessing would protect him.
  • DoctorFroDoctorFro
    edited February 2019
    Any walker that walks...
    Drop a nuke?

    Anything extremely radioactive
  • Bowler218Bowler218
    It has to be within reason
  • RanshiRanshi
    Just radiation in general. That should work. They walk away and their cells would still be irradiated.
  • DoctorFroDoctorFro
    Doesn’t iron typically work against magic...like what substance was Chandra prison on Kaladesh made out of bc she and Nissa almost died in there
  • KorandAngelsKorandAngels
    turn all the planeswalkers into numbers, multiply all the target's enemies together and then divide the target by the new super-planeswalker.
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