The Squrturgle Omnipotae is normally a vibrant green, but engorged with liquefied bodies, it is now a foul shade of brown. Rivulets of blood and clear fluid ooze from their protoplasmautic essence.
First the Squrturgle Omnipotae spasms. Then the great ooze begins retching, the sound akin to a jacuzzi full of jell-o. They hiccup, once. Then the Squrturgle Omnipotae vomits forth a tide of filth, pieces of sheep, stomach acid and remnants of past meals splashing on the cobblestone. The stench is sharp, burning, and sickening. Even Doofus begins to feel nauseous.
Now significantly smaller, the Squrturgle Omnipotae begins sculpting the foul slurry with its tendrils into crude effigies of men. Bones stick out in odd places, with hooves jutting from foreheads and smashed skulls acting as kneecaps.
"Us can make meat people together!" they squelch happily. "Weself do the greatest job!"
*looks up smiling* "I mean. I suppose he could be eaten, but it would require extensive work on the part of the chefs to make him edible to almost anything." *glances around and notices the Squrturgle* "Present company excepted of course."
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I love it.
JK!
The plant: https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?multiverseid=140201
The nonplant: https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=193632
The source of water: https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=479587
M m m t a s t y !
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/the-put-back-together
There is indeed a nearby town.
@KorandAngels
Mr Banana may have success
First the Squrturgle Omnipotae spasms. Then the great ooze begins retching, the sound akin to a jacuzzi full of jell-o. They hiccup, once. Then the Squrturgle Omnipotae vomits forth a tide of filth, pieces of sheep, stomach acid and remnants of past meals splashing on the cobblestone. The stench is sharp, burning, and sickening. Even Doofus begins to feel nauseous.
Now significantly smaller, the Squrturgle Omnipotae begins sculpting the foul slurry with its tendrils into crude effigies of men. Bones stick out in odd places, with hooves jutting from foreheads and smashed skulls acting as kneecaps.
"Us can make meat people together!" they squelch happily. "Weself do the greatest job!"
edit: entries, not entrees. My character will not be food. sorry.
Yes, you can certainly be a piece of food.
@KorandAngels @The-DM @Temurzoa @Abu_Jafar
You have completed the challenge.
"I mean. I suppose he could be eaten, but it would require extensive work on the part of the chefs to make him edible to almost anything."
*glances around and notices the Squrturgle*
"Present company excepted of course."
You guys need to stop. I'm going to die of laughter.