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  • The-DMThe-DM
    edited May 2020
    "To many too count! i am one of the few Perpet-Satyrs, blessed with a long life by the Fey Queen Illathi herself! I have seen thousands of generations of raids, most of which I have led, on the human civilization that purges our plane." @DrakeGladis
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    edited May 2020
    Dr. Ana starts to stare.
    @The-DM
    @DrakeGladis

  • KorandAngelsKorandAngels
    I encourage the cadaver Caterpillar to keep trying to play with the elaborately-named tiger.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    edited May 2020
    "You see, my beast-friend, our raids have gotten quite more chaotic than expected, they sent me here to quench their soul of hunger with some more finer tasting food. The taste of dismembered limbs does get boring. Wouldn't you agree, as a fellow carnivore?" @DrakeGladis
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    "Hmmm...  Carnivore isn't exactly accurate."
    Tarqes switches topics rapidly.
    "I simply have a hard time beliveing that a long life like yours could be fufilling with just chaos.  As for the slaughter of humans; that has never been my way.  I prefer to make them slaughter themselves for my entertainment, which reqires a lot more planning than a raid."
    "On a side note, how exactly are humans getting into your feywild?"
  • The-DMThe-DM
    "Ah, well, fellow... uh, beast, Omnivore? Anyway, you see, there are many different portals to our realm, most we don't even know about. They've even settled on our land! The nerve! So, we usually send raid parties to raid their land, and we take some of them home to eat. The others, well, let's just say that they have a little party with out pyromancers."
    "What 'bout you? I don't seem to know you well... uh, who are you?"
    @DrakeGladis
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    "No, omnivore isn't correct either.  And if I am being open, I suppose "beast" is slightly insulting too, but that can slide."
    "My name is Tarqes, and I am an envoy from Queen Mab."
  • The-DMThe-DM
    "Pleased to met you, Tarqes! How may I help you?"
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    "I don't think you can, currenty.  But I thank you for your eagerness."
  • The-DMThe-DM
    Please, tell me, what's your backstory, Tarqes?
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    "Mmm.  There isn't much to tell.  As part of a court intiuge, I was sent here as a diplomat.  I ended up taking a wrong turn at human resources and am now thoroughly enjoying the detour."
    *the flowerwurm wails*
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    "What plane did you say you were from again?"
  • Abu_JafarAbu_Jafar
    Vince had never attempted necromancy before, but he gave it a shot. He some how managed to repurposed some bones for wings, and came out with this.
    Cluck-Cluck the Poultry Geist
    Cluck-Cluck is not someone you should cluck with.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    What mtg birds don't have flying?
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    Just saying.
    Deathtouch is a bit better.
    Maybe use lifelink instead of deathtouch?
  • The-DMThe-DM
    That's a zombie bird. It lost all of it's feathers.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    "I am from Pitacho, Tarqes."
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    If anyone still wants to submit their challenge card/join the contest, go ahead.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    I was referencing the bird giving other birds flying.
    "Pitacho?  And where exactly is that?"
  • The-DMThe-DM
    edited May 2020
    "Oh, you know. Somewhere in Limbo. It drifts, you know. Really hard to find. Portal gates are always opening and closing, so that's why we barely leave. But I left for the foods, because flesh can get boring. Did I mention that? Oh, well. I can, however, find such portals with ease. How 'bout you? I know you're withholding information. Where's your plane?
    @DrakeGladis
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    "I am able to access portals whenever I need to.  As for my plane, I don't have one."
    *A very large, toothy grin appears, however, Tarqes doesn't appear to be trying to intimidate*
  • The-DMThe-DM
    Ah ha, very nice.
    He smiles back, revealing two sets of teeth: Sharp, serrated teeth for the meat, and flat teeth for the vegetation. It seems like they can retract...
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    (definitly not a satyr I've heard of before...)
  • The-DMThe-DM
    "I can see you're looking at my teeth. Watch this." He retracts them in a wave-like motion, starting from the bottom right to the top left. "My mother was a satyr, my dad was a dragon, shapeshifted into a satyr. Maybethat's why I have such a rebellious nature!" he barks in laughter.
  • KorandAngelsKorandAngels
    Bump?
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    Bump, just so everyone knows I'm still doing this.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    I'm sure you are. I'm just waiting for something else to do. After all, I've created my new life. And I'm certainly not talking to Piper after that weird comment about dragon heritage? @The-DM does realize what the original dragons were right?
  • The-DMThe-DM
    edited May 2020
    @DrakeGladis
    The dragons on my plane were based off the D&D Metallic dragons...
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    Huh. That's not true dragon. That's like post elder dragon stuff. Which is way younger okay then the normal original dragon stuff, which means it's also younger than me.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    How do you mean?
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