Llama Pie Labs! (Closed)

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  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    The card is kind of essential...
  • The-DMThe-DM
    Piper tosses her over his shoulder, and puts her through the window-portal.

    After, he raids a small portion of the town.
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    edited May 2020

    @The-DM
    @Abu_Jafar
    @DrakeGladis
    At this point of it's rampage, medium sized. About as big as Piper on all four legs.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    I'm, the DM, you wouldn't be able to do that. The portal is in the workshop. This is a village outside of Llama pie labs, but it isn't the one with the portal that I made.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    And I'm not saying that the card is in essential, I'm just asking about the size before I do anything
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    Oh yeah, just card kind of helps explain size...
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    Which I know now is a little big for what I had planned. However, I can still probably pull it off.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    Ah. I see.

    (Piper actually puts her inside the lab, thinking it was the village.)

    (Piper is a psychopath.)

    (Piper brings back his spoils and leaves it with the girl, then goes and raids some more.)
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    I'm gonna go make the girl now...
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    Oh dear.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    What sort of looks is the good doctor giving Piper while he's doing this?

  • The-DMThe-DM
    (Piper laughs manically as he tears a house down.)
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    At this point, I don't think we can call her "good".
    But she is smiling.
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123

  • Abu_JafarAbu_Jafar
    Hmm... I have a plan to take town the dragon. It just requires a really long rope, At least 20 of the town's children, and every ones participation.
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    If @The-DM is willing, Valory is more than welcome to help @Abu_Jafar. She also has some friends.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    I wasn't presuming your her alignment, I was presuming that she was a competent doctor. If mam is desirable, then let's see what this will do. I wish to assume mental control over the monstrosity that was "accidentally" unleashed.
    *Goes into what appears to be a trance, eyes staring straight ahead while the mind wanders free and into the creature's brain*
  • The-DMThe-DM
    Piper decides to stop, and agrees with Vince.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    Or actually, if @Abu_Jafar has it, I might need to do it to Piper instead.
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    edited May 2020
    {Redacted}
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    Oh, okay, scratch that whole thing.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    (Piper uses his elemental magic, and lashes the beast to the earth.)

    https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/210/return-to-the-earth
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    The beast struggles, ripping the ground to shreds. It makes a horrible scream, a final blast of fire, burning down the rest of the town, and then looks straight at Piper with what even a Satyr could tell was a glare.
  • Abu_JafarAbu_Jafar
    Ah, I see here is the plan.

    Step 1: tie up the children (Midgets or goats if children are not available.

    Step two: Start swinging them around in a clockwise fashion. (May need assistance from local giant for this part).

    Step 3: get some momentum like this, then throw the tied-up things at the dragon, knocking it out of the sky.

    Think of it like the Olympic sport hammer throw, except it's people (or goats).
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    A a a r g h. It's really hard to do this properly with everybody's typing at once. So now I'm not sure if I need to stop Piper or Piper's trying to take down the dragon who I'm inhabiting.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    (Piper greets the dragon in draconic.)
  • LordTachanka123LordTachanka123
    The dragon screams, as this is less dragon and more mutant.
  • DrakeGladisDrakeGladis
    I suppose, but I'm inside the thing now. Let's see if I can make it stop resisting.
  • The-DMThe-DM
    (Piper is confused and accidentally lets the dragon go.)
  • Abu_JafarAbu_Jafar
    wait... is the dragon down?

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