Squirrel Chatter

In this Just For Fun Challenge, I'd like to see you turn some of your favorite old cards or even some of your new creations into Squirrel Chatter!

https://lingojam.com/SquirrelChatter

All you need to do is cut and paste your card text into the Squirrel Chatter translator, then you can either post your results here, or you can go one step further and make a card to go with it.

All participants will get a follow from me, or if I'm already following you, I'll favorite two of your cards!

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  • edited August 2020
    Original Card

      

    Squirrel Chattered!

    Choose one -
    •Destroy target creature with gliding.
     •Prevent all rawr bites that wood be dealt by nongreen creatures this turn.
     ---------------------------------------------------
    "Caffeine has a wonderful effect on Squirrels,
    don't you think?" - Teacup
  • So far I know that Lose is forget where you hid, reach is Jump and cards are nuts?
  • and Would is Wood
  • edited August 2020

    Original....

    and here's the translation!

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    Curious adventurer

    Creature - squirrel rogue

    whenever you draw your second nut each turn, put a +1/+1 hai-ya on target squirrel
    you control.

     {g}{g},{t}: target ability of a squirrel you control triggers twice this turn.
  • Follows and Favorites and "storm" added!
  • Squirrel Chatter has been updated with more Chatter!

  • Jump
    {g}, {t} : peek-a-boo at the top nut of your nut pile. If it is a creature nut, you may bye-bye it. If you do, you may cast that nut this turn as though it had flash.
     

  • is that squirrel-ish for bump?
    CAUSE SQUEAK
  • #SquirrelsRule #SQUEAK
  • LoL... So you DO speak Squirrel!
  • edited August 2020

    The Original

    And the Chatter

    Eclatant Cracker, Sous Chef

    Legendary Creature-Orc Rogue

    Whenever you wood create one or more nom noms tokens, create that many plus one instead.
     
    {t}: bye-bye a creature nut from target stinky place. Then create a nom noms token. (Its an shiny with "{2}, {t}: sacrifice this shiny. You hoard 3 life.")
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    "What's in it? to be honest, I don't know? "

    This was just too funny.
  • Also... SQUEAK!
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