Flavor Text Challenge

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• cadstar369

  December 2015

  Using: "What did you call me?!?"
  Bestial Fury
  
  "Give me one good reason not to eviscerate you right now."
  
  "I get to kill them, right?"
  
  "Wait! I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to talk."
• fraziel07

  December 2015

  Used: "I get to kill them, right?"
  
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/collecting-bounty
  
  "Such a shame. So much potential wasted."
  
  "In this line of work, it's do or die."
  
  "So much beauty, yet there's much that could be improved."
• Tomigon

  December 2015

  Using @koover's
  "Your head will look great on my new sword!"
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/merciless-champion?list=user
  
  
  
  "Boredom is the last thing I want."
  
  "Never trust an adviser with a big smile."
  
• lookingupanddown

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  "Never trust an adviser with a big smile."
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/personal-interests
  
  "Wrong."
  "The king sent his royal guard, every cavalryman under his command, all of the best archers in the region, and every siege machine he owned. The opposing kingdom sent a mouse."
• koover

  January 2016

  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/humongous-mouse
  using the epic mouse flavor text by @lookingupanddown
  
  "Life is like a barrel of weapons. You never know what you gonna get."
  "Hence with it!"
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  Using @koover 's "Life is like a barrel of weapons. You never know what you're gonna get."
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/barrel-of-insanity
  @ImBadAtBalancing or anyone for that matter... can I enter again later?
  
  "I am... stuck in them."
  "Give me his name and I'll give you his head."
• ImBadAtBalancing

  January 2016

  @Nicholas_Bolas You can! Just try and not to do it 3 times in a row, let some other people put some creations up themselves
  This was meant to be an 'eternal challenge' where it can run off of only people's cooperation and want to add more to this!
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  Ok, you can count on me being back!
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/barrel-of-insanity-1
  I revised my card because I realized that it goes infinite with itself for free. Whoops.
• Beeswax

  January 2016

  Using Nicholas_Bolas' 'Give me his name and I'll give you his head.'
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/killers-contract
  
  "This is not war. This is pest control!"
  "Out of sight, out of time."
• ImBadAtBalancing

  January 2016

  Using Beeswax's "Out of sight, out of time"
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/lying-in-wait
  
  "Heroes aren't welcome."
  "I see you're hurting, I'll do what I can."
• stormbreath

  January 2016

  using "Out of sight, out of time"
  
  sudden strike
  1rb
  instant
  target creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike until end of turn. it can't be blocked until end of turn.
• Drigglesnork

  January 2016

  Using "Heroes aren't welcome" from @ImBadAtBalancing
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/dementriation
  
  They came. They saw. They destroyed.
  
  An unstoppable force hitting an indestructible, immovable barrier.
• stormbreath

  January 2016

  flavor texts for my recent card:
  
  the eternal conflict is a lie
  
  did you want a little, or a lot of mayhem?
• datmtgplayer

  January 2016

  barbaric slaughter http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/barbaric-slaughter-2
  using: you will follow blind you will fall screaming
  
  "the hoards of the dead after that battle were greater than ever and never did so few bodies leave dead to be buried"
  
  "never before did Domascus slay so many, never before did he suffer worse injury"
• Teacup

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Using "I see you're hurting, I'll do what I can."
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/healer-of-the-sky-1
  
  
  Haste makes waste.
  
  "They think we are unprepared. They are so wrong."
  
• MrRansom

  January 2016

  Using @stormbreath's "did you want a little, or a lot of mayhem?"
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/pulse-of-the-undead
  
  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself. Allow me to assist you.
  
  Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  Using @MrRansom 's 'Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.'
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/gift-of-flames
  
  Welcome to the party! I hope you brought friends.
  
  My favorite thing about the undead is that they always grin at my jokes.
• Animist

  January 2016

  Using @Nicholas_Bolas 's "welcome to the party"
  
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/thavra-darkroot-enticer
  
  "Guilty until presumed innocent."
  
  "Stay away from its head. And from its tail. In fact, just stay away."
• kauyon

  January 2016

  Using @Animist's "Stay away from it's head, and it's tail. In fact, just stay away."
  
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/unchained-chimera
  
  "Wherever you go, there I am."
  
  "To be forgotten is to be forgiven."
• stormbreath

  January 2016

  using "to be forgotten is to be forgiven"
  
  merciful edict
  2wu
  sorcery
  exile target creature. its controller gains life equal to its power and draws a number of cards equal to its toughness.
  (flavor text)"to be forgotten is to be forgiven, as such, you are now forgiven for the crimes you have commited"-ispera, supreme judge(end flavor text)
  
  "I do not walk the path of light nor the path of shadow. I find the balance, and see the greatest of both powers."
  
  "but there's always time for a game of toss-the-warren-mate-into-a-treefolk!"
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  Using @Animist 's 'Guilty until presumed innocent'
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/goblin-no-gooders
  
  Mastery of the visible is quite different than mastery of the invisible.
  
  And that night, it gave the effect that the stars were actually Groot.
• ostewart

  January 2016

  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/goblin-executioner
• ostewart

  January 2016

  Using @Nicholas_Bolas's Goblin Justice theme.
• stormbreath

  January 2016

  the idea is to use a flavor text provided by someone else, @ostewart. you say the flavor text, then present the card, then make up two new flavor texts.
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  @Ostewart You can use either of my presented unused flavor texts, make a card inspired by it, then pose it here.
• MrRansom

  January 2016

  @osterwart, wat?
• Kian_killer

  January 2016

  Used @Nicholas_Bolas "Mastery of the visible is quite different than mastery of the invisible."
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/art-of-invisibility
  
  Sorry, we're closed.
  
  Your head would look really good on a pole. Let me 'borrow' it for a second.
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  Using @Kian-killer 's 'Your head would look really good on a pole. Let me borrow it for a second.'
  http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/barbaric-pitlord
  
  I see into your eyes like open doors.
  
  Come on! It can't be that dangerous, right?
• Nicholas_Bolas

  January 2016

  Ve need more flavuh.