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Ours is a fist that could grip tighter.
When a door closes, it usually stays closed.
Balance is the illusion of control.
No matter how bad you are, there's always someone worse.
Fear is a powerful motivator.
"This one was caught stealing, sir."
"You're from house dimir, yes? Come with us."
"Don't leave, the party's just getting started!"
"Well, everyone's gotta eat, right?" - Garruk, Primal Hunter
"Get your grimy claws off my friend!"
"Come now, no matter how bad things may be, we should always make time for tea."
When the time of snow is near, and its jingle bells that you hear, better head to your beds for the night, or Santa's zombie's will make sure to fill you with fright for staying up so late at night.
"You want my recognition? You will have to be even more swift and cunning than our enemies." - Lazav, Dimir Mastermind
He wanted to prove to the others that he was more useful than just organizing shiny sharp objects and fixing elfie smoothies at boggart brunches.
"Word on the streets of Ravnica is House Dimir
may be Ravnicas last hope to withstand Nicol Bolas... Has it really come to this?"
If brains were explosive, goblins would still have no problem with blowing their noses.
"Last time I tried capturing this stuff, it singed my eyebrows!"
Death is only part of the journey.
"Guys look, Corwinnn's come to see us off at the prerelease!"
"Hey Corwinnn!"
(Corwinnn then ran away quickly once he was spotted.)
"If it involves a hangover and bad decisions, count me in." - Boros Reckoner
"Bottled life. Pretty nasty if you ask me. Still, such
a small price to pay to keep from being milled to death!" - sorinjace, cardsmith extraordinaire
"Where going to need more of these guys, Mortimer. Stop standing there and start searching before master catches you dawdling."
Nibbles realized he had much to live for back home.
"Have a drink, lad. I'd rather we were relaxing than me attempting to knock some sense into
that thick noggin' of yours." - Odric, Lunarch Marshal
"The asylum was supposed to be empty. My friends wanted an adventure, a scare. So they broke in. What they found made them think twice about what they had wished for."
Dfndr always hated being called a coward.
Surviving Innistrad requires good cardio.
"There's no shame in not knowing, only in refusing to learn."
Its hunger is brought on by countless years in night-cloaked corridors, and nothing will keep it from food. Even you.
"I have a client who wants to meets to meet you face-to-face. Fortunately, he didn't specify whether you should be alive for that or not."
In his first assault on their stronghold, Warlord Kosan made the foolish mistake of not ordering his shield wall be backed by spearmen.
lies the soul of a ferocious beast.
If you cannot tame it, embrace it.
When your skin sloughs, and your blood cooks,
you'll wish the lightning strike had killed you.
A man who changes his loyalties often,
soon finds he has none.
"Painful suicide in the hands of a fool,
Creative death in the hands of a master."
- Icius Perandus, Antiquities Collection, Item 2992
Give a man a fish, and you can feed him for a day. / But give a fish a man, and you can feed it for a month.
"The little girl walked into a dark, dark cave. The little girl met a dark, dark Beast. The little girl ate its dark, dark heart."
- Lady Dialla, the Gemling Queen
God blesses those who bless themselves.
When the throat roars,
As eyes weep,
When the hand grips hard
With trembling fingers,
When belly twists
Yet legs stand strong,
That is the work
Of the Defiant Heart
Centuries of servitude, a day of glory, an eternity of death.
One who stands still's to tire most.
Mind the paramount, manage the peripheral.
Huh, what? Oh, sorry, didn't see ya there,
buddy.
Be it winged or not, a dragon is still the perfect defence system.
-W. J. Ryan
yet many, what do you seek from the masses traveller?"
Feel molten rock.
Forcing an idiot to destroy a family member is probably just as valuable to the family member as it is to the idiot.
-Nostradamus
Memorable Monkeys look at Regular Monkeys pass.
Of course you are busy.
Human existence is a freak show where the main attraction is confusion.
"Only when you learn to accept the destructive side of your demons, will you truly find companionship."
"I found in myself what I sought in another. Just to find a much better lover! So I dined on all the fruits forbidden to man and found who I am."
What am I?
@murkletins
Adam and Eve
Close, but the answer is a trans woman. It's a tricky quote. Did you know I made that quote? It's my favorite.