@Faiths_Guide - *stops snoring and raises from the chair*
Thanks a ton, bartender! I bet it wasn't easy to fill my unusual order. Now, I have important things to do, so if I would return, I'll request something even more extraordinary!
*rushes out with the metal equipment while puffing*
Does anyone remember that episode of Cutthroat Kitchen or whatever it was when Gordon Ramsey has a bunch of amateur sous chefs working at an upscale restaurant and customers keep coming to him to complain and then Gordan tells one "Are you really too stuck up to realize why this is taking so long?" (I paraphrased due to colorful language)
@Ranshi922 As I said, feel free to call me Master Chef:
Step 1 Place a pizza stone or an overturned rimmed baking sheet in oven, and preheat oven to 500°F. (Do not remove pizza stone while oven preheats.)
Step 2 Cook pancetta in a large, high-sided skillet over medium, stirring occasionally, until browned and crisp, about 7 minutes. Add 3 tablespoons of the olive oil to pancetta, and reduce heat to medium-low. Smash 5 of the garlic cloves, and add to pancetta. Stir in crushed red pepper, and cook, stirring often, until garlic is lightly browned and fragrant, about 5 minutes. Carefully add tomatoes, and stir to combine. Cook, stirring occasionally and crushing tomatoes with a potato masher, until sauce thickens slightly, about 8 minutes. Add vodka, and cook 2 minutes. Add peas, and stir to combine; cook until heated through, about 1 minute. Stir in cream and 1 teaspoon of the salt. Set aside.
Step 3 Cook pasta 1 minute less than package directions for al dente. Drain.
Step 4 Finely chop remaining 3 garlic cloves on a cutting board, and sprinkle with remaining pinch of salt. Mash garlic and salt into a paste; transfer to a small saucepan. Add butter and remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil. Heat gently over medium-low until butter is melted and garlic begins to sizzle, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat.
Step 5 Stretch dough into a 14-inch circle on parchment paper. Brush dough with garlic butter until lightly covered, concentrating on edges of dough round; reserve remaining garlic butter. Slide pizza crust, with parchment paper, onto hot pizza stone.
Step 6 Bake in preheated oven until lightly golden, about 5 minutes. Remove from oven; brush with reserved garlic butter, and sprinkle evenly with mozzarella, leaving 1/2-inch border. Toss cooked pasta with vodka sauce, and spread over mozzarella. Sprinkle with 1/2 cup of the Parmigiano-Reggiano, and return to oven.
Step 7 Bake at 500°F until crust is browned and cheese is melted, 5 to 10 minutes. Sprinkle with parsley and remaining Parmigiano-Reggiano. Cut into 8 slices.
Hello, I have a request. I would like a creature from the Abzan faction with an effect that you would want to put in a deck with many high toughness creatures. For example, Kin-Tree Invocation. Thanks a lot
@Faiths_Guide I was absorbed in thought and didn't notice your drop it off at the table. It's an excellent dish for sure. I didn't specify bang bang shrimp, but you delivered! XD
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Thanks a ton, bartender! I bet it wasn't easy to fill my unusual order. Now, I have important things to do, so if I would return, I'll request something even more extraordinary!
*rushes out with the metal equipment while puffing*
'Walker sauce is still prohibited I'm afraid. Feel free to make a different request (you too @murkletins).
Nobody can say that I don't get crazy requests around here!
Next Up:
Table 1. @Lujikul
A card that provides an alternate loss condition.
Table 2. @Ranshi922
A weak animal with a good death trigger (appetizer). A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping.
Table 3. @EnvyReaper
A Drink Artifact that untaps creatures.
Table 4. @Dom_Rocks
A creature based off an existing Planewalker.
Table 5. @ArmisJoe
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield.
Table 6. @sorinjace
A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life.
Table 7. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 8. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
As I said, feel free to call me Master Chef:
Step 1
Place a pizza stone or an overturned rimmed baking sheet in oven, and preheat oven to 500°F. (Do not remove pizza stone while oven preheats.)
Step 2
Cook pancetta in a large, high-sided skillet over medium, stirring occasionally, until browned and crisp, about 7 minutes. Add 3 tablespoons of the olive oil to pancetta, and reduce heat to medium-low. Smash 5 of the garlic cloves, and add to pancetta. Stir in crushed red pepper, and cook, stirring often, until garlic is lightly browned and fragrant, about 5 minutes. Carefully add tomatoes, and stir to combine. Cook, stirring occasionally and crushing tomatoes with a potato masher, until sauce thickens slightly, about 8 minutes. Add vodka, and cook 2 minutes. Add peas, and stir to combine; cook until heated through, about 1 minute. Stir in cream and 1 teaspoon of the salt. Set aside.
Step 3
Cook pasta 1 minute less than package directions for al dente. Drain.
Step 4
Finely chop remaining 3 garlic cloves on a cutting board, and sprinkle with remaining pinch of salt. Mash garlic and salt into a paste; transfer to a small saucepan. Add butter and remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil. Heat gently over medium-low until butter is melted and garlic begins to sizzle, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat.
Step 5
Stretch dough into a 14-inch circle on parchment paper. Brush dough with garlic butter until lightly covered, concentrating on edges of dough round; reserve remaining garlic butter. Slide pizza crust, with parchment paper, onto hot pizza stone.
Step 6
Bake in preheated oven until lightly golden, about 5 minutes. Remove from oven; brush with reserved garlic butter, and sprinkle evenly with mozzarella, leaving 1/2-inch border. Toss cooked pasta with vodka sauce, and spread over mozzarella. Sprinkle with 1/2 cup of the Parmigiano-Reggiano, and return to oven.
Step 7
Bake at 500°F until crust is browned and cheese is melted, 5 to 10 minutes. Sprinkle with parsley and remaining Parmigiano-Reggiano. Cut into 8 slices.
Global alternate loss condition card for @Lujikul:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, & @TenebrisNemo.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Ranshi922
A weak animal with a good death trigger (appetizer). A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping.
Table 2. @EnvyReaper
A Drink Artifact that untaps creatures.
Table 3. @Dom_Rocks
A creature based off an existing Planewalker.
Table 4. @ArmisJoe
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield.
Table 5. @sorinjace
A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life.
Table 6. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 7. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
A weak animal with a good death trigger designed for @Ranshi922:
Pretty tasty shrimp, am I right? I prepared them with two flavors, just for you!
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, & @TenebrisNemo.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @EnvyReaper
A Drink Artifact that untaps creatures.
Table 2. @Dom_Rocks
A creature based off an existing Planewalker.
Table 3. @ArmisJoe
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield.
Table 4. @sorinjace
A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life.
Table 5. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 6. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
Table 7. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
I would like a creature from the Abzan faction with an effect that you would want to put in a deck with many high toughness creatures. For example, Kin-Tree Invocation.
Thanks a lot
@Faiths_Guide
Here is it summarized:
An Abzan creature that caters to high toughness creatures
Thank you for your kind assistance!
@Je_Suis_Oluwa
Absolutely, my friend. Here's an excellent table for you.
Table 8. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
How was your shrimp, my lad?
Indubitably!
Table 9. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
[ Check out this contest result if you're interested! This is the submission breakdown. ]
A Drink Artifact that untaps creatures for @EnvyReaper:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, & @EnvyReaper.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Dom_Rocks
A creature based off an existing Planewalker.
Table 2. @ArmisJoe
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield.
Table 3. @sorinjace
A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life.
Table 4. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 5. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
Table 6. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
Table 7. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 8. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
A creature based off an existing Planewalker for @Dom_Rocks:
I picked a random 'Walker, hope you like Dovin!
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @EnvyReaper, & @Dom_Rocks.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @ArmisJoe
A Simic card that refuses to leave the battlefield.
Table 2. @sorinjace
A vigilant "lord" creature that grants players life.
Table 3. @Potato13
Create a Commander that benefits from the group hug archetype.
Table 4. @Netherin5
A Pro-Goblin Tribal card that isn't Goblin.
Table 5. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).
Table 6. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
An Abzan creature that plays well with high toughness creatures.
Table 7. @pjbear2005
A Pirate that creates tokens.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Thanks a whole bunch @Faiths_Guide !
A pleasure to serve.
*Well, as I have no idea what that is, could you change your order to make things easier on me?*