@DrakeGladis At this point, dear patron, I suggest you come up with a totally different request in 10 words or less with room enough for me to come up with an interpretation.
Try to avoid shotguns (and all other things that I can't do realistically within the world of MtG) and definitely stay away from other card games and franchises.
@Faiths_Guide I am feeling like something fried, but not too spicy. Can you make a burn card that wouldn't be spicy, yet creative? Sorry for being so picky, but everyone that knows me knows I don't eat many things that are spicy.
@Suicidal_Deity So glad you found it appetizing. As so many prior guests fought with their gag reflex when served I'm always extremely pleased to get genuine compliments. However, coming back for more is the true testament to your appeasement.
It's definitely to your credit that you're so amiable. Were it otherwise, having a guest that has--on more than one occasion--plopped himself down and held his breath until food was unceremoniously hurled to his table would be most unnerving.
This is an interpretation of Odin, using another name he's been assigned which means "God of Runes." The original art by Adam Wesierski can be found on Artstation; I edited it really badly and quickly in MS Paint and another online editor. I tried to focus on this "He is the god of war and, being delightfully paradoxical, the god of poetry and magic."
@EnvyReaper [Unfortunately, per tavern rules, I'm unable to accept that request. Orders must be placed in a "10 words or less" format and, preferably, will be vague or open-ended enough that I have plenty of room for exploration.]
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A planeswalker card that isn't for @Suicidal_Deity:
More Legendary cards :P
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @Dom_Rocks, @ArmisJoe, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @pjbear2005, @gamerAwsome101, & @MonkeyPirate2002.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Bowler218
A subtly flavorful card that burns on the way down.
Table 2. @bigbadbooknerd
A wish card with "you lose the game" on it.
Table 3. @Ranshi922
A colorful specialty cocktail.
Table 4. @Dom_Rocks
A Norse God of Legend.
Table 5. @ArinSka
An Izzet Goblin Therapist.
Table 6. @Red_Tower
A colorless creature land.
Table 7. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 8. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 9. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 10. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 11. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 12. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 13. @DrakeGladis
...?
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
At this point, dear patron, I suggest you come up with a totally different request in 10 words or less with room enough for me to come up with an interpretation.
Try to avoid shotguns (and all other things that I can't do realistically within the world of MtG) and definitely stay away from other card games and franchises.
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
A subtly flavorful card that burns on the way down for @Bowler218:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @Dom_Rocks, @ArmisJoe, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @pjbear2005, @gamerAwsome101, & @MonkeyPirate2002.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @bigbadbooknerd
A wish card with "you lose the game" on it.
Table 2. @Ranshi922
A colorful specialty cocktail.
Table 3. @Dom_Rocks
A Norse God of Legend.
Table 4. @ArinSka
An Izzet Goblin Therapist.
Table 5. @Red_Tower
A colorless creature land.
Table 6. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 7. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 8. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 9. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 10. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 11. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 12. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 13. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
I'm feeling a might bit peckish, once again, and find myself craving something shiny and ugly, sweet and sour. So, I humbly ask for a dish containing;
A treasure goblin.
Let the vague description give light to your creative genius, my good sir. I shall await with bated breath.
So glad you found it appetizing. As so many prior guests fought with their gag reflex when served I'm always extremely pleased to get genuine compliments. However, coming back for more is the true testament to your appeasement.
It's definitely to your credit that you're so amiable. Were it otherwise, having a guest that has--on more than one occasion--plopped himself down and held his breath until food was unceremoniously hurled to his table would be most unnerving.
Welcome back.
Table 14. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 15. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
A wish card with "you lose the game" on it for @bigbadbooknerd:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @Dom_Rocks, @ArmisJoe, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @pjbear2005, @gamerAwsome101, & @MonkeyPirate2002.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Ranshi922
A colorful specialty cocktail.
Table 2. @Dom_Rocks
A Norse God of Legend.
Table 3. @ArinSka
An Izzet Goblin Therapist.
Table 4. @Red_Tower
A colorless creature land.
Table 5. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 6. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 7. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 8. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 9. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 10. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 11. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 12. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 13. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 14. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[[But your colorful cocktail is next up?]]
I'm certain this will turn out interesting.
Edit: Mostly I want to compare it to my own.(I can link it if you like).
(It has been 155 days since I ordered it!)
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
@Ranshi922
Sounds about right XD
I mean about right for the speed of service here at my tavern.
A colorful specialty cocktail for @Ranshi922:
I knew immediately that you meant "a cockatrice that specializes in colors." You're welcome.
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @Dom_Rocks, @ArmisJoe, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @pjbear2005, @gamerAwsome101, & @MonkeyPirate2002.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Dom_Rocks
A Norse God of Legend.
Table 2. @ArinSka
An Izzet Goblin Therapist.
Table 3. @Red_Tower
A colorless creature land.
Table 4. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 5. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 6. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 7. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 8. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 9. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 10. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 11. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 12. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 13. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 14. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
I'm going to need the biggest steak you've got.
I could've sworn you did...
Table 15. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
A Norse God of Legend for @Dom_Rocks:
This is an interpretation of Odin, using another name he's been assigned which means "God of Runes." The original art by Adam Wesierski can be found on Artstation; I edited it really badly and quickly in MS Paint and another online editor. I tried to focus on this "He is the god of war and, being delightfully paradoxical, the god of poetry and magic."
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @Dom_Rocks, @ArmisJoe, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @pjbear2005, @gamerAwsome101, & @MonkeyPirate2002.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @ArinSka
An Izzet Goblin Therapist.
Table 2. @Red_Tower
A colorless creature land.
Table 3. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 4. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 5. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 6. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 7. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 8. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 9. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 10. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 11. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 12. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 13. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
Table 14. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
I had such a cool idea for the Izzet Goblin Therapist... now all I have to do is remember what it was!
An Izzet Goblin Therapist for @ArinSka:
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, @Ranshi922, @Netherin5, @sorinjace, @TenebrisNemo, @Dom_Rocks, @ArmisJoe, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @pjbear2005, @gamerAwsome101, @MonkeyPirate2002, & @ArinSka.
[The order shown is the order of orders, but its order will be alphabetical hereafter.]
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Red_Tower
A colorless creature land.
Table 2. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 3. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 4. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 5. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 6. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 7. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 8. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 9. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 10. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 11. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 12. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
Table 13. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[Second one today... *mindblown*]
A colorless creature land for @Red_Tower:
WELCOME TO THE TAVERN! I HOPE YOU FIND THIS MEAL ENJOYABLE!
@Alastor_Cain, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @EnvyReaper, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi922, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @CrafterofTruths
A Squirrel Bird creature.
Table 2. @TigerFang8
A legendary common creature.
Table 3. @Tommia
A card that uses your Planeswalker(s) or loyalty as "ammunition."
Table 4. @FantasyBrew
An uncommon, tricolor creature with three tertiary keyword abilities.
Table 5. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
A noncreature spell with 0-3 words of rules text.
Table 6. @EmolgAn
A nonlegendary card that becomes legendary with some conditions.
Table 7. @DrakeGladis
An Eldrazi Dragon Patriarch and a stein of hard cider.
Table 8. @Netherin5
A Hydra Tribal card.
Table 9. @Suicidal_Deity
A treasure goblin.
Table 10. @sorinjace
A fried burn card, light on the spice.
Table 11. @Amnorasmus
Four-color with a group hug and/or graveyard theme!
Table 12. @Ranshi922
A big ol' steak.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
Make a card that follows the same mechanic as the one below.
[Unfortunately, per tavern rules, I'm unable to accept that request. Orders must be placed in a "10 words or less" format and, preferably, will be vague or open-ended enough that I have plenty of room for exploration.]
Feel free to place a different order!