@Fantastickill7 To be honest, everything, including the food, is hard to smell inside my tavern. Too many knaves that look at you with utter confusion when you mention bathing... or even water to some. Maybe I should have a sniffer to determine whether or not a patron should be admitted without first taking a good soak in soap-frothy water. No, that'd never work; if you intentionally whiffed half of these no-accounts you'd fall unconscious--or dead--on the floor. *Guffaw*
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
@Bowler218 I believe that I've served similar here in the tavern before, but there's no reason I can't take another stab at it! [Feel free to peruse the Menu if you're curious.]
Table 17. @Bowler218 A mechanically and thematically unique boardwipe.
A Lammasu commander for @KorandAngels: I couldn't find Lammasu (or lamassu) artwork that I liked, so I quickly combined artwork from a couple of different artists in MS Paint. I think it's passable at this scale.
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits for @stormbreath: Unconventional white card draw. It feels like it isn't a break in white because the player capable of drawing cards can choose to make you draw cards as well and white does care about players drawing more than one card a turn. If they don't have you draw you'll slap their wrist in a very conventional white manner.
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
@Faiths_Guide, with my return to MTGCardsmith after working so long, I want the fanciest yet cheapest meal you have! 1-2 CmC and I'm thinking enchantment!
(And on your previous you've made for me: Thanks for Runatyr! It's a neat card and I can have real fun with it! Thanks!)
Table 15. @darthampersand A green Vampire Assassin, Rogue, or Wizard.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
"Hey Chef! Could we have 'A curse, that makes enchanted player gain life' over here? Gee I'm already hungry again... *sigh* ...This'll be a long wait..."
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Marvelous how that works, isn't it? *Guffaw*
I guess table 4 just didn't like my smell XD
To be honest, everything, including the food, is hard to smell inside my tavern. Too many knaves that look at you with utter confusion when you mention bathing... or even water to some. Maybe I should have a sniffer to determine whether or not a patron should be admitted without first taking a good soak in soap-frothy water. No, that'd never work; if you intentionally whiffed half of these no-accounts you'd fall unconscious--or dead--on the floor. *Guffaw*
@murkletins, you've been turned into a Legendary Lamia!
Guests Served Thus Far:
@Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @KorandAngels
A Lammasu commander.
Table 2. @stormbreath
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
Table 3. @Fantastickill7
A card that works with facedown creatures.
Table 4. @Tommia
A card based off a forgotten character from Magic's past.
Table 5. @Letstalkaboutthis
An attention seeking drunkard creature.
Table 6. @shadow123
The house special!
Table 7. @A_furry110
A meal with all the flavor.
Table 8. @Xero0
A land that costs you to use.
Table 9. @Suicidal_Deity
A good knight's good night.
Table 10. @Ranshi
An Adventure card.
Table 11. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
Dessert surprise.
Table 12. @EnvyReaper
Azorius commander with a side dressing of an Azorius signet.
Table 13. @sorinjace
A refreshment card to reduce any type of damage.
Table 14. @Revan
A refreshment to cause magnificent mayhem!
Table 15. @DrakeGladis
A fetch for Legends with additional functionality.
Table 16. @ArchieTaylor
A red-white Naga.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
May I have a mechanically and thematically unique boardwipe?
I believe that I've served similar here in the tavern before, but there's no reason I can't take another stab at it!
[Feel free to peruse the Menu if you're curious.]
Table 17. @Bowler218
A mechanically and thematically unique boardwipe.
I am interested, but it's up to you
This means you won the Circuit Challenge 2019 season 4!
Awesome!
Awesome! Thanks!
A Lammasu commander for @KorandAngels:
I couldn't find Lammasu (or lamassu) artwork that I liked, so I quickly combined artwork from a couple of different artists in MS Paint. I think it's passable at this scale.
Guests Served Thus Far:
@Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @stormbreath
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits.
Table 2. @Fantastickill7
A card that works with facedown creatures.
Table 3. @Tommia
A card based off a forgotten character from Magic's past.
Table 4. @Letstalkaboutthis
An attention seeking drunkard creature.
Table 5. @shadow123
The house special!
Table 6. @A_furry110
A meal with all the flavor.
Table 7. @Xero0
A land that costs you to use.
Table 8. @Suicidal_Deity
A good knight's good night.
Table 9. @Ranshi
An Adventure card.
Table 10. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
Dessert surprise.
Table 11. @EnvyReaper
Azorius commander with a side dressing of an Azorius signet.
Table 12. @sorinjace
A refreshment card to reduce any type of damage.
Table 13. @Revan
A refreshment to cause magnificent mayhem!
Table 14. @DrakeGladis
A fetch for Legends with additional functionality.
Table 15. @ArchieTaylor
A red-white Naga.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
A white legendary creature that provides conditional benefits for @stormbreath:
Unconventional white card draw. It feels like it isn't a break in white because the player capable of drawing cards can choose to make you draw cards as well and white does care about players drawing more than one card a turn. If they don't have you draw you'll slap their wrist in a very conventional white manner.
Hidden flavor text has been added!
Guests Served Thus Far:
@Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Fantastickill7
A card that works with facedown creatures.
Table 2. @Tommia
A card based off a forgotten character from Magic's past.
Table 3. @Letstalkaboutthis
An attention seeking drunkard creature.
Table 4. @shadow123
The house special!
Table 5. @A_furry110
A meal with all the flavor.
Table 6. @Xero0
A land that costs you to use.
Table 7. @Suicidal_Deity
A good knight's good night.
Table 8. @Ranshi
An Adventure card.
Table 9. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
Dessert surprise.
Table 10. @EnvyReaper
Azorius commander with a side dressing of an Azorius signet.
Table 11. @sorinjace
A refreshment card to reduce any type of damage.
Table 12. @Revan
A refreshment to cause magnificent mayhem!
Table 13. @DrakeGladis
A fetch for Legends with additional functionality.
Table 14. @ArchieTaylor
A red-white Naga.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
(And on your previous you've made for me: Thanks for Runatyr! It's a neat card and I can have real fun with it! Thanks!)
My pleasure, to be sure! Welcome back, have a seat, I'll be with you quickly if at all possible.
Table 15. @Dom_Rocks
Fancy 1-2 CMC enchantment.
Very pleased to hear that your meal was satisfactory, lad!
I think I could manage that.
Table 16. @darthampersand
A green Vampire Assassin, Rogue, or Wizard.
A card that works with facedown creatures for @Fantastickill7:
Hope you enjoy your first Tavern meal!
Guests Served Thus Far:
@Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @Decaldor, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Tommia
A card based off a forgotten character from Magic's past.
Table 2. @Letstalkaboutthis
An attention seeking drunkard creature.
Table 3. @shadow123
The house special!
Table 4. @A_furry110
A meal with all the flavor.
Table 5. @Xero0
A land that costs you to use.
Table 6. @Suicidal_Deity
A good knight's good night.
Table 7. @Ranshi
An Adventure card.
Table 8. @Je_Suis_Oluwa
Dessert surprise.
Table 9. @EnvyReaper
Azorius commander with a side dressing of an Azorius signet.
Table 10. @sorinjace
A refreshment card to reduce any type of damage.
Table 11. @Revan
A refreshment to cause magnificent mayhem!
Table 12. @DrakeGladis
A fetch for Legends with additional functionality.
Table 13. @ArchieTaylor
A red-white Naga.
Table 14. @Dom_Rocks
Fancy 1-2 CMC enchantment.
Table 15. @darthampersand
A green Vampire Assassin, Rogue, or Wizard.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Awesome!
"Hey Chef! Could we have 'A curse, that makes enchanted player gain life' over here? Gee I'm already hungry again... *sigh* ...This'll be a long wait..."
You just consumed a huge meal! Youngster's these days never stop being hungry XD
Table 16. @Fantastickill7
A curse that makes enchanted player gain life.
That was only an appetizer! Now it's time for dinner!