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• You must make a card if you want to leave flavor text. Just a text version of a card doesn't count.
• When you use flavor text make sure it's flavor text that someone in this threat has posted previously! That's what this is about, save your own flavor text creations for the next ruling.
• When you post a card after following the previous rules, in addition to your comment make at least two lines of Flavor text for the next and/or future person to use! It ensures this challenge will never die out
Please follow these! Also, small chatting is no problem, so long as it doesn't get out of hand
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/dragons-nest-11
Move, and it'll kill us. Otherwise, it'll still kill us.
You -really- thought you could outsmart me?
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/shun-hua-quick-learner?list=user
"Power such as mine is always hungry"
Cute, fluffy, vicious.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/mr-wuffles-anarchy-incarnate
"In case of core meltdown, use self."
Grimsel, the Devourer
3rggb
Legendary Creature-Elder Dragon
Devour 4
Bloodthirst 2
whenever a creature dies, gain 2 life and put a +1/+1 counter on Grimsel.
5/6
"It is not the fault of the gods, lily. They do not understand mortals and the bonds of trust."
"If you seek power, you will find power, no matter what shape that power takes. Enjoy the power of ten thousand men as it rakes the flesh from your bones."
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/sacrificial-army
"Take a seat, and a beating as well"
"Dornon always hated spiders."
"It's not a corpse, it's art."
"Well, that failed. Onto plan Q."
My 2 Flavor Texts
They all searched frantically for a weapon, a shield or a gem that was hidden beneath the earth. For war was coming!
Izzets mostly rely on magic to attack, but one Izzet goblin said" I once found a forest in which brambles surrounded me, after that I saw what handy tools mother nature has given us." "Of course I started using those tools."
art is this: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwip7sqb3NbLAhXCYiYKHbh6CegQjRwIBw&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-jUcd1pm5U&psig=AFQjCNFTYwpFhhXN_u6K1X-wiMb7Bj8BSw&ust=1458819456944693
(the background of the video is that art, not the music)
Discord of the Mind
1wb
Enchantment-Aura Curse (Rare)
Flash
during each opponent's upkeep, they choose one of the following:
All creatures they control get -1/-1 until end of turn
They loose three life
You gain three life
They discard two cards
"It is not the fault of the gods, Lily. They do not understand mortals and the bonds of trust."
"I'm so sorry, hall. This was not what I wanted."
"So you finally came for me, Death."
In the event of a catastrophic meltdown, apply self to the affected area immediately.
I don't know why, but wording it this way makes me smile.
Next up: "The smartest thing he ever did was die before I could find him."
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/duskhunter-devil
"You're welcome."
"Where am I?"
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/purge-the-menace
Polite and evil. Just like every other evil mastermind.
"I could've sworn I've killed you five times before."
"I could've sworn..."
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/gentlemen-mage
1. "Welp, back to the drawing board." - Lord Copult, Master Of Magic
2. "That there is one nasty lookin' fing!" - Local Peasant
Using @Hivelord3's #1
1. "Darn it, James! I told you to put heart of Wurm in there, not Worm!" - Kaymus, master brewer
2. "Wait a second! I needed only 1 blast processor in there. Time to run." - A very bad inventor.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/doctor-baals-receptionist
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/gathering-of-imbeciles?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/albino-sheep-in-snowstorm?list=user
Worldrender
7CCC
Art: http://www.news1.co.il/uploadimages/XX-74215114116669.jpg
Legendary Artifact
2, T: Target player exiles all permanents he controls. that player then exiles his hand, graveyard, and the top ten cards of his library. Sacrifice Worldrender
"Wait a second! I needed only 1 blast processor in there. Time to run."-A very bad inventor
1. "She gave her all for the people of innistrad. I would never have made her a vampire, due to the unconquerable faith that she commanded. She was one of the most remarkable humans I have ever met."-Sorin Markov
2. "Remember Thalia! Remember the selfless warrior who gave her life so that we might stand here today! She has fallen, yes, but she still lives within each of us! She will guide us to victory, even though she is no longer here in flesh!"-Eradus, Leader of the Order of Saint Taft
Bonus Flavor Text: “What I have done... what we have done, needs punishment. Oh I lived with the darkness and passed it on to my sons. Can you believe I killed my wife, killed my mother and father? And I killed children of others, caused the death of their families. So much blood soils my hands. Can’t you see it? Claret dropping from my fingers, my clothes stained…”-An Old Man, who showed remorse at the end.
AN: The flavor text above is entirely Non-cannon to the official magic storyline.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/worldrender-2?list=user
Edit: Had to completely remake the card due to a mishap on creature type. Augh.
"I gave it all up! Unlimited power, my humanity, and FOR WHAT?"
"As if it was ever going to end."
"If i am gonna die you shall go with me"
"I shall not lose"
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/hellbent-pyromancer
"Well, you wanted it, so here I am."
For @necromasters second text, a strange one.
"Misery loves company..."
"These are mouldering arcades of antiquity."
Shared Suffering
"I have returned."
"The might of one, nothing. The might of many, unfathomable."
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/gaping-purgatory
“…How long have you known?” “To that, let me ask in turn: why would you ever assume I wouldn’t notice?”