Your Most Crazy Cards

RohanDragoon · July 2016

Okay, so I just wanted to put this up here and have people post some of the insane cards they've made.

By insane I mean cards that have an immense impact on the game, but do it in the strangest of ways. Like everyone can play a regular boardwipe, but I know several people (including myself) have made strange ways of producing a similarly game-shattering effect.

And if you haven't got any of the huge effects, just put up some of the craziest cards you've made. The ones that if you were to play them your friends would either hate you or ask you what the card actually meant.

Here are my three most insane:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/kings-madness?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/infinite-fluctuation?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/time-sunder-7?list=user

Let's see some crazy!

Biblio2 · July 2016

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/warlord-krang
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/lazytown
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/stephanie-7

Corwinnn · July 2016

I shied away from the outright funny cards...
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/changing-of-the-seasons-2?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/trust-6?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/wellspring-of-purity?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/time-2?list=user

RohanDragoon · July 2016

@Corwinnn
I really like Changing of the Seasons. I can see the frustration building of all the players who just got blocked out of doing anything and everything until they get around to their color(s). Mono colored decks might have to wait a few turns but can unleash some pretty heavy stuff if they survive to their color. Very nice

Lujikul · July 2016

I'll be updating this post as time passes and I find more of my cards, but here's one I made that, while it's a field wipe, I like to think it's considerably different.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/merciless-decision?list=user

Gelectrode · July 2016

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/cori-well-wisher

Faiths_Guide · July 2016

Here's Garruk:

He's a wall of text.

*flavor* The Chain Veil has taken its final toll. The spark was purged, and a Planeswalker lost. *flavor*

Faiths_Guide · July 2016

I'll refer you to my list over here:
http://forums.mtgcardsmith.com/discussion/comment/27542/#Comment_27542

(about the 7th comment down)

Luigifan · July 2016

Here's some of my zaniest...

Puzzle Board: So much mana...

Adrenaline Surge: Backed into a corner? Time to throw everything you've got at 'em!

Bowser, Star Eater: If you can manage to fire off the ultimate, your opponent will probably start crying.

Nefarious Revelation: No, you did not misread the kicker effect. You get to play any 3 cards - any 3 - for 9 mana, 5 Clue tokens, and 4 life. Just think of the potential! (And this is just one of a 6-card cycle!)

Purge of the Unclean: Again, kick this twice, watch your opponent cry.

Magical Electrifier: Of all the cards I've made, this one is possibly my favorite. It combos well with a lot of stuff.

Knowledge, Freedom, Self-Sufficiency, Life, Harmony: If a game somehow drags on long enough that you can get 12 mana, drop one of these Elemental Incarnations and watch the brokenness commence. Knowledge and Self-Sufficiency are probably my favorites in this cycle.

Oh, and I'm also working on a planeswalker with 7 loyalty abilities. Yes, you read that correctly. Not sure how I'll get it onto an actual card template, but the card concept is sweet enough that I'll have to think of something.

CrucibleOfHate · July 2016

BringerOfTheBeigeDawn · July 2016

Not overpowered, but strange
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/pangaea-1?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/blind-baby?list=user

ThePatrician · July 2016

Here's my three that would upend the game. If they were used against me I would be apoplectic.
Petrify:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/petrify-11?list=user

Bastion Assault:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/bastion-assault-1?list=user

Cripple:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/cripple-2?list=user

Yururu · July 2016

This card's name and flavortext are clashing against each other, eh?

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/mislead

I have no idea what I had in mind when I made this unicorn's mechanic.

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/goremare

This one's just here for the gigles. Kinda stat-unbalanced, but that is what it is.

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/frontline-squealer

Have you got any plans for tonight? *wink* *wink*

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/tempt-with-debauchery

And as you didn't forbid Unglued...

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/internal-dispute-1

ShadowHound96 · July 2016

http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/game-sorta-restart-1?list=user
Might as well call this an un- set card.

Tomigon · July 2016

You are crazy if you don't think this is crazy!
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/dreamshare?list=user

Here's a realistic one.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/ground-twist-1?list=set&set=1196

Flatfish · July 2016

Play with full-art lands for a beautiful battlefield:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/endless-realms

Game changing, indeed.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/unexpected-vortex

An overpowered, but funny card:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/orcish-impressionist

Faiths_Guide · July 2016

How bout adding hybrid mana to your mana pool?
http://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/9526

opcode_6e · July 2016

Here's some of my weirder, more experimental stuff:

Cosmic Nexus, messing with damage sources:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/cosmic-nexus

Anomalous Rift, an "enchantment" that's oddly difficult to remove:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/anomalous-rift

Interject and The Longest Day, cleanup step shenanigans:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/interject
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/the-longest-day

Phyrexian Stasis Chamber, no state-based effects for you!
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/phyrexian-stasis-chamber

Cnatch · July 2016

Some of my craziest:

Godly Form - Devotion now keeps you alive. http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/godly-form?list=user

Stargorger - Two keywords just had a baby. http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/stargorger?list=user