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Crush This Fool!
Greetings advisors, assassins, warriors, and the rest of you. I have called you here today to announce that I have placed a bounty on this mans head:
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/malgolan-the-jester
Malgolan used to be my loyal court jester but after I caught him embezzling, poisoning officials, attempting to sleep with the queen, making jokes about my mustache, and (I believe) starting a minor rebellion in my kingdom, I have decided to have him killed.
Unfortunately he fled the palace and is now on the run.
This is where you come in.
Send me your finest and/or most amusing ways to kill the jester.
-Rules-
1. Must be creature, instant, sorcery, artifact, enchantment, land, or planeswalker card.
2. Two entries per person.
3. The card must be able to kill Malgolan.
I will favorite all of the cards I like and the top three will get to request something special of me or my royal treasury. (as long as it doesn't involve jesters)
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/malgolan-the-jester
Malgolan used to be my loyal court jester but after I caught him embezzling, poisoning officials, attempting to sleep with the queen, making jokes about my mustache, and (I believe) starting a minor rebellion in my kingdom, I have decided to have him killed.
Unfortunately he fled the palace and is now on the run.
This is where you come in.
Send me your finest and/or most amusing ways to kill the jester.
-Rules-
1. Must be creature, instant, sorcery, artifact, enchantment, land, or planeswalker card.
2. Two entries per person.
3. The card must be able to kill Malgolan.
I will favorite all of the cards I like and the top three will get to request something special of me or my royal treasury. (as long as it doesn't involve jesters)
This discussion has been closed.
Comments
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/meteorlash?list=user#.VYsKoH-9KSN
I seriously doubt he'd have the last laugh after this.
I think every midrange or aggro deck needs a card like this. EVERY deck.
Puns.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/valentina-the-unamused#.VYtrTZVRGP8
Go ahead. Run away.
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/master-of-fate-1#.VYuTI_lVhBc
I think killing this jester will become quite amusing...
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/murderous-pikachu?list=user#.VYvtBs5QZ_c
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/griffin-hatchlings?list=user#.VYwWme1Viko
I should be sent to jail for the formatting felonies this long name has caused...
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/maxis-cold-killer?list=user
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/sealed-in-a-wall#.VY6Fcvmqqko
http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/master-of-fate-3?list=user#.VY7jE_lVhBc
Thanks!
This is now closed, and my Top Three are:
#3 JBYT_LoadedTommy with End of Treason
2. Barbarian Bounty Hunter (Looverse)
*1*: Valentina, the Unamused by Corwinn!
Tell me what you would like either here: http://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Gafratt01 or on my next challenge! (open-ended prizes... I can make cards for you or help your set or whatever)