Okay, first, everyone read the rules; this is a little like cardsmith duels. Second, each player attacks individually but scores points for their team.
As the founding leader of the western tribes, I suggest that my fellow leaders combine their soldiers with Makkol (see above) and we should attack whales because whales have lots of fat and meat on them. That seems like a perfectly legit excuse for war.
How about we attack Makkol as they are the ones trying to stir us into attacking for their own nasty benefit. If this is no reason for war then there is none at all.
Okay, so I'll be gone until Friday. Please try to organize attacking and blocking on your own, those who don't comment are essentially blockers. If I get back to complete chaos I can help. : D
As the founding member of the Cat tribe, I suggest attacking the Orcs. We felines are cute, noble, and are blessed from the heavens themselves. Orcs are not. We tire of such eyesores, and it is our exalted duty to purge them from the earth.
Why does everyone despise us orcs so greatly ? Nothing is more noble than the lush emerald green of our skin, the glorious stance of our warriors, and the finesse of our refined culture !
Whales are juicy swimming steaks, and I will follow creepybeagle to gobble'em up.
I will declare blockers against the outrageous assault led against us by this coalition of mewling kittens shortly.
@ASubtleGhost, there are plenty of things more noble than barbaric man-pigs perpetually slathered with snot and blood.
'Lush emerald green of our skin'? Bogey brown seems more appropriate.
'Glorious stance of our warriors'? Maybe if the Orcs stop slouching and picking their noses, they can actually conquer Middle-Earth.
'Finesse of our refined culture'? Of course, if the most complicated action Orcs can perform is biting off halfling heads, anything can seem refined and full of finesse.
Nice poetry though.
: )
On a more foreboding note, I do want to point out that nobody has attacked the Shapeshifter Tribe yet....
@Gelectrode That's because we don't wrong anyone. We just happily integrate into your community, fitting in and developing friendships and climbing the cultural ladder until we one day trigger a chain reaction that ultimately results in societal collapse.
@Brainifyer Yes, you are blocking orcish attacks. You will be presented with a mini challenge. Victory means the orc's attack is thwarted. Defeat means the orcs get to steal points.
@Everyone You will get another thirty or so hours to finish pre-combat maneuvers.
When you post the grids of people attacking and blocking, you might want to put team points next to each race. This isn't very important now, but later it will dictate who attacks who.
also, if a team reaches 0 points, are they knocked out for good?
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Meow!
Whales are juicy swimming steaks, and I will follow creepybeagle to gobble'em up.
I will declare blockers against the outrageous assault led against us by this coalition of mewling kittens shortly.
@ASubtleGhost Meow mow me-meow mow!! (in a very posh manner)
'Lush emerald green of our skin'? Bogey brown seems more appropriate.
'Glorious stance of our warriors'? Maybe if the Orcs stop slouching and picking their noses, they can actually conquer Middle-Earth.
'Finesse of our refined culture'? Of course, if the most complicated action Orcs can perform is biting off halfling heads, anything can seem refined and full of finesse.
Nice poetry though.
: )
On a more foreboding note, I do want to point out that nobody has attacked the Shapeshifter Tribe yet....
That's because we don't wrong anyone. We just happily integrate into your community, fitting in and developing friendships and climbing the cultural ladder until we one day trigger a chain reaction that ultimately results in societal collapse.
So, is this right for attackers and blockers?
Cats
@Gelectrode - Attacking orcs.
@Death_Methods - Attacking orcs.
@ManaChrome - Blocking.
Orcs
@Creepybeagle - Attacking Whales
@ASubtleGhost - Blocking
@TenbrisNemo - Attacking Whales
Shapeshifters
All blocking.
Whales
All blocking.
@Brainifyer
Yes, you are blocking orcish attacks. You will be presented with a mini challenge. Victory means the orc's attack is thwarted. Defeat means the orcs get to steal points.
@Everyone
You will get another thirty or so hours to finish pre-combat maneuvers.
Please make translations after you speak. It's hard to understand catish, or purian, or whatever. X D
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i will attack the shapeshifters so they can take part.
When you post the grids of people attacking and blocking, you might want to put team points next to each race. This isn't very important now, but later it will dictate who attacks who.
also, if a team reaches 0 points, are they knocked out for good?
Yeah, that's what I was planning, does that seem fair?