A legendary chef, waiter, or wacky restaurant guest creature card for @ManaChrome:
So, we meet at last! If you guessed that my name rhymes with wraith bride, you'd be correct *Guffaw*
You've caught me at a busy moment I'm afraid, but both ale and advise are for sale at a price. So now you know the truth, the restaurant is but a dense wooden tavern. At least the food's good, am I right?
Well, all of you customers have paid with little less than hair-brained orders up until now, so I would request, for the benefit of myself and future guests, that you provide another payment: Please peruse the first set of Most Popular Menu Items and let me know which three are your favorites!
*Also provide feedback on my personal card as well, of course.*
@murkletins Hold on there buddy, your getting waaaay too specific. Also, read the sign, ‘Walkers are currently prohibited. You’ll need a different (preferably more open) order I’m afraid.
*Could you also remove the images, or merely edit your comment to your new order? That first image in particular is too immodest for the restaurant.*
@Faiths_Guide - Alright then, if you tell me where the most hidden, darkest, dampest, and dangerous dungeon is in this land, I shall buy your biggest tankard filled with ale!
(Request: An enchantment card that acts like a fantasy dungeon.)
@TenebrisNemo Some of the guests are so large that I've got a few barrels in the back with special made handles. You look like a big tankard would suffice though, sure enough. Here's your table, I'll get your order out as soon as possible.
Next Up: Table 1. @Bowler218 A mythic rare legendary single target reusable sorcery lightning bolt (for dessert).
@EnvyReaper You're becoming a regular, son. Where'd you pick up that over-sized suit? You know it'd be easier to run if you took it off, right? Never mind, here's a chair for you, catch your breath.
Table 6. @EnvyReaper A card with art featuring someone in an unlucky situation.
@Ranshi922 I like to think so, but I'm not over-fond of the term "barkeep" you young scamp! Tavern Keeper, Master Chef, or My Liege would be more welcome titles *Guffaw*
A mythic rare legendary single target reusable sorcery lightning bolt for @Bowler218: Woah, that's a spicy order you've got there, and piping hot besides. Sign this waiver.
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Is it 15 words or less? or ten?
My top 3 picks:
1st - Magmatic Repulsion
2nd - Past to Present
3rd - Blood Witch Aspirant
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Thanks?
A legendary chef, waiter, or wacky restaurant guest creature card for @ManaChrome:
So, we meet at last! If you guessed that my name rhymes with wraith bride, you'd be correct *Guffaw*
You've caught me at a busy moment I'm afraid, but both ale and advise are for sale at a price.
So now you know the truth, the restaurant is but a dense wooden tavern. At least the food's good, am I right?
Well, all of you customers have paid with little less than hair-brained orders up until now, so I would request, for the benefit of myself and future guests, that you provide another payment:
Please peruse the first set of Most Popular Menu Items and let me know which three are your favorites!
*Also provide feedback on my personal card as well, of course.*
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, & @Alastor_Cain.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Bowler218
A mythic rare legendary single target reusable sorcery lightning bolt (for dessert).
Table 2. @Ranshi922
Legendary burn instant.
Table 3. @Netherin5
A Rakdos Vehicle with spectacle.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
I just found out that Protean Hulk is unbanned from modern format. So my original request don't worry about it.
Ok so here is my new request:
1)Create 2)a 3)rare 4)colorless 5)removal 6)instant
Have a seat, kind sir.
Next Up:
Table 1. @Bowler218
A mythic rare legendary single target reusable sorcery lightning bolt (for dessert).
Table 2. @Ranshi922
Legendary burn instant.
Table 3. @Netherin5
A Rakdos Vehicle with spectacle.
Table 4. @sorinjace
A rare colorless Instant removal spell.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Hold on there buddy, your getting waaaay too specific. Also, read the sign, ‘Walkers are currently prohibited. You’ll need a different (preferably more open) order I’m afraid.
*Could you also remove the images, or merely edit your comment to your new order? That first image in particular is too immodest for the restaurant.*
Pretty sure I can guess it though
Wait, this isn't the dungeon!
No, lad, but we've got the finest ale! Have a seat and take a load off.
(Request: An enchantment card that acts like a fantasy dungeon.)
Some of the guests are so large that I've got a few barrels in the back with special made handles. You look like a big tankard would suffice though, sure enough. Here's your table, I'll get your order out as soon as possible.
Next Up:
Table 1. @Bowler218
A mythic rare legendary single target reusable sorcery lightning bolt (for dessert).
Table 2. @Ranshi922
Legendary burn instant.
Table 3. @Netherin5
A Rakdos Vehicle with spectacle.
Table 4. @sorinjace
A rare colorless Instant removal spell.
Table 5. @TenebrisNemo
An enchantment card that acts like a fantasy dungeon.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
"DEUS VULT" (Give me a glass of your finest ale)
(Request: Make a card with art featuring someone in an unlucky situation)
You're becoming a regular, son. Where'd you pick up that over-sized suit? You know it'd be easier to run if you took it off, right? Never mind, here's a chair for you, catch your breath.
Table 6. @EnvyReaper
A card with art featuring someone in an unlucky situation.
*You might like this old publication.*
I like to think so, but I'm not over-fond of the term "barkeep" you young scamp! Tavern Keeper, Master Chef, or
My Liege would be more welcome titles *Guffaw*
My chosen method of expressing sincere amusement--usually at my own expense *Guffaw*
Oh, and, never fear, I'll get to your order shortly!
A mythic rare legendary single target reusable sorcery lightning bolt for @Bowler218:
Woah, that's a spicy order you've got there, and piping hot besides. Sign this waiver.
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, & @Alastor_Cain.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Ranshi922
Legendary burn instant.
Table 2. @Netherin5
A Rakdos Vehicle with spectacle.
Table 3. @sorinjace
A rare colorless Instant removal spell.
Table 4. @TenebrisNemo
An enchantment card that acts like a fantasy dungeon.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
Table 5. @Lujikul
A card that provides an alternate loss condition.
A Legendary burn instant for @Ranshi922:
Boy, you guys sure do like it hot lately!
Orders served thus far:
@modnation675, @Gelectrode, @meadowsatsunshine, @Platypusburger, @Corwinnn, @Odogom, @obsidianhoax, @Cybernekit, @Brainifyer, @Jyagaimasu, @BradXmagic, @0wlb0y, @Toodz111, @Hinges, @zephramtripp, @hivelord3, @Lujikul, @zizick123, @Decaldor, @sanjaya666, @FizzyGig, @ImagineThat, @unicornsareevil13579, @brcien, @KrampisZman, @ManaChrome, @Beydin13, @NokiSkaur, @SpiritDragon, @TigerFang8, @atrus159, @EnvyReaper, @KingWatherton, @baryonyx69, @MEGAElixer, @Suicidal_Deity, @Bowler218, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Potato13, @AustinSmith, @Alastor_Cain, & @Ranshi922.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found on "The Menu."
Next Up:
Table 1. @Netherin5
A Rakdos Vehicle with spectacle.
Table 2. @sorinjace
A rare colorless Instant removal spell.
Table 3. @TenebrisNemo
An enchantment card that acts like a fantasy dungeon.
Table 4. @Lujikul
A card that provides an alternate loss condition.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here_____
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping!
The ice cream might as well be vanilla since you can't taste anything anymore anyway, am I right?
Table 5. @Ranshi922
A blue spell that involves tapping without untapping (for dessert).