Caricature Character Contest.

Your challenge is... to create a creature card that represents you as a person, however, feel free to exaggerate your traits a bit, to make your creature more entertaining.
1: Must be a creature
2: Must be serious
3: Doesn't have to BE you. Just represent you.
4: Don't lie.

Example: http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/charismatic-analyst#.VXCkO-vFvak
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