Create a creature with Decrease Quality. Decrease Quality {x} (You may pay Decrease Quality to cast this creature. If you do, this creature have devoid.)
@FireOfGolden Hello and well met, Lad! As you're request is so specific and custom, I'd ask you to take pity on a poor barkeep and order something in 10 words or less that doesn't need special ingredients to prepare. Keep it simple, and I'll give you a table.
[Please avoid custom mechanics that you need to spell out; your request was effectively 22+ words]
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW-- __No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW-- __No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW-- __No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Table 4. Korora12 A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW-- __No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
*A person donned in a blue hooded cloak steps into the tavern...* Well, it's been a while since my last order here. The dungeon which the bartender mentioned was quite profitable indeed, even though some of my associates died horribly. I had to spend each Treasure I found for their funerals. Anyways, before I place a new order, let me review some of the recent orders of The Menu...
Consult the Underworld - *Takes a bite* ... I could use a hot meal like this with my Pirate crew. Though I personally think of Underworld as the Graveyard and the bottom of Library as forgotten/old knowledge, this still hits a flavorful sweet spot and also offers mechanical excitement.
Weary Veteran - *Takes a sip* ... Honestly I don't find this one too exciting mechanically, for I think the downside is too great for such decent stats when compared to a monster called Sangrophage. If a token-heavy deck were to fight with/against the Veteran, its controller would die in no time. I'd decrease the life loss to 1, or have it only care about nontoken creatures, or increase the Veteran's stats, or take a slightly different approach. Maybe it should get -X/-0 depending on the amount of creatures that died on the current turn? But in the end, I'm a sucker for Orzhov cards with beautiful dark fantasy art and tragic themes, so I still give it one star.
Fowl Whisperer - *Eats the cookie* ... What can I say? An interesting common with gorgeous art, nice tribal support, and lore. I always like finding these.
Eschaton - *Sniffs the soup* ... Hmm... *Tastes it with a finger* ... Oh my. I think this is Squirrel food. But... What. A. Soup. *Tastes again* Finally a recipe to surpass Emrakul's cookings!
@Faiths_Guide - Oh hello! I didn't see you there! I promised last time to order something even more extraordinary, and right now I'm feeling nostalgic. Make me a meal worthy of an epic, made with ingredients of a distant land.
@TenebrisNemo Finally, a customer with taste that also has the wherewithal to peruse the menu! I've said it before and I'll say it again, Good Lad and Well Met! Your order is indeed extraordinary, but I'll be happy to serve you.
Table 5. @TenebrisNemo A Saga land similar to Urza's.
Table 3. Korora12 A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
Table 4. @TenebrisNemo A Saga land similar to Urza's.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW-- __No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__ _____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Next Up: Table 1. @FireOfGolden An Elemental Fox creature.
Table 2. Korora12 A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
Table 3. @TenebrisNemo A Saga land similar to Urza's.
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[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
@Sweda Hello, newcomer, right this way! Let me see if I understand your order correctly: "A conditional 'you win' Commander when killed too many times?"
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Create a creature with Decrease Quality. Decrease Quality {x} (You may pay Decrease Quality to cast this creature. If you do, this creature have devoid.)
Hello and well met, Lad! As you're request is so specific and custom, I'd ask you to take pity on a poor barkeep and order something in 10 words or less that doesn't need special ingredients to prepare. Keep it simple, and I'll give you a table.
[Please avoid custom mechanics that you need to spell out; your request was effectively 22+ words]
I would like a creature that's an element fox.
Is that good?
Table 7. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/eschaton
Guests Served Thus Far:
@A_furry110, @Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArchieTaylor, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @ChoyBoi, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @darthampersand, @Daedalus_The_All_Father, @Decaldor, @Dizzydude, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Letstalkaboutthis, @LordTachanka123, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @shadow123, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @StuffnSuch, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TheDukeOfPork @The_333_ @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @Xero0, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found here: https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/20848
Table 1. @jpastor
Create a card with an ability that's exactly one line.
Table 2. @Revan
A veteran knight who want's some peace and quiet.
Table 3. @cadstar369
A spell revolving around the bottom card of your library.
Table 4. @Suicidal_Deity
A Noble Wall creature.
Table 5. @Revan
Rogue or Citizen entertainer/musician.
Table 6. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!
https://forums.mtgcardsmith.com/discussion/6001/vote-for-the-next-batch-of-most-popular-menu-items#latest
Version #2 of the Most Popular Menu Items Contest is live!
Guests Served Thus Far:
@A_furry110, @Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArchieTaylor, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @ChoyBoi, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @darthampersand, @Daedalus_The_All_Father, @Decaldor, @Dizzydude, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @jpastor, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Letstalkaboutthis, @LordTachanka123, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @sanjaya666, @shadow123, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @StuffnSuch, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TheDukeOfPork @The_333_ @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @Xero0, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found here: https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/20848
Table 1. @Revan
A veteran knight who want's some peace and quiet.
Table 2. @cadstar369
A spell revolving around the bottom card of your library.
Table 3. @Suicidal_Deity
A Noble Wall creature.
Table 4. @Revan
Rogue or Citizen entertainer/musician.
Table 5. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Version #2 of the Most Popular Menu Items Contest is live!
!GO VOTE!
Sorry, Patron, but you evidently missed the sign:
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/weary-veteran-2
Guests Served Thus Far:
@A_furry110, @Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArchieTaylor, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @ChoyBoi, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @darthampersand, @Daedalus_The_All_Father, @Decaldor, @Dizzydude, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @jpastor, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Letstalkaboutthis, @LordTachanka123, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @Revan @sanjaya666, @shadow123, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @StuffnSuch, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TheDukeOfPork @The_333_ @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @Xero0, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found here: https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/20848
Table 1. @cadstar369
A spell revolving around the bottom card of your library.
Table 2. @Suicidal_Deity
A Noble Wall creature.
Table 3. @Revan
Rogue or Citizen entertainer/musician.
Table 4. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Version #2 of the Most Popular Menu Items Contest is live!
!GO VOTE!
Table 5. Korora12
A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/bubbling-potion-1
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/remnant-of-consumption
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/consult-the-underworld
Guests Served Thus Far:
@A_furry110, @Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArchieTaylor, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @cadstar369, @ChoyBoi, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @darthampersand, @Daedalus_The_All_Father, @Decaldor, @Dizzydude, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @jpastor, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Letstalkaboutthis, @LordTachanka123, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @Revan @sanjaya666, @shadow123, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @StuffnSuch, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TheDukeOfPork @The_333_ @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @Xero0, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found here: https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/20848
Table 1. @Suicidal_Deity
A Noble Wall creature.
Table 2. @Revan
Rogue or Citizen entertainer/musician.
Table 3. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
Table 4. Korora12
A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Version #2 of the Most Popular Menu Items Contest is live!
!GO VOTE!
Why there is a sign on the restaurant window and what does it do?
Refer to this comment I made previously for your explanation.
*A person donned in a blue hooded cloak steps into the tavern...* Well, it's been a while since my last order here. The dungeon which the bartender mentioned was quite profitable indeed, even though some of my associates died horribly. I had to spend each Treasure I found for their funerals. Anyways, before I place a new order, let me review some of the recent orders of The Menu...
Consult the Underworld - *Takes a bite* ... I could use a hot meal like this with my Pirate crew. Though I personally think of Underworld as the Graveyard and the bottom of Library as forgotten/old knowledge, this still hits a flavorful sweet spot and also offers mechanical excitement.
Weary Veteran - *Takes a sip* ... Honestly I don't find this one too exciting mechanically, for I think the downside is too great for such decent stats when compared to a monster called Sangrophage. If a token-heavy deck were to fight with/against the Veteran, its controller would die in no time. I'd decrease the life loss to 1, or have it only care about nontoken creatures, or increase the Veteran's stats, or take a slightly different approach. Maybe it should get -X/-0 depending on the amount of creatures that died on the current turn? But in the end, I'm a sucker for Orzhov cards with beautiful dark fantasy art and tragic themes, so I still give it one star.
Fowl Whisperer - *Eats the cookie* ... What can I say? An interesting common with gorgeous art, nice tribal support, and lore. I always like finding these.
Eschaton - *Sniffs the soup* ... Hmm... *Tastes it with a finger* ... Oh my. I think this is Squirrel food. But... What. A. Soup. *Tastes again* Finally a recipe to surpass Emrakul's cookings!
@Faiths_Guide - Oh hello! I didn't see you there! I promised last time to order something even more extraordinary, and right now I'm feeling nostalgic. Make me a meal worthy of an epic, made with ingredients of a distant land.
(Request: A Saga land similar to Urza's Saga.)
Finally, a customer with taste that also has the wherewithal to peruse the menu! I've said it before and I'll say it again, Good Lad and Well Met! Your order is indeed extraordinary, but I'll be happy to serve you.
Table 5. @TenebrisNemo
A Saga land similar to Urza's.
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/ensouled-statues
Guests Served Thus Far:
@A_furry110, @Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArchieTaylor, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @cadstar369, @ChoyBoi, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @darthampersand, @Daedalus_The_All_Father, @Decaldor, @Dizzydude, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @jpastor, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Letstalkaboutthis, @LordTachanka123, @Lujikul, @ManaChrome, @meadowsatsunshine, @MEGAElixer, @modnation675, @MonkeyPirate2002, @murkletins, @Netherin5, @NokiSkaur, @obsidianhoax, @Odogom, @pjbear2005, @Platypusburger, @Potato13, @Ranshi, @Red_Tower, @Revan @sanjaya666, @shadow123, @sorinjace, @SpiritDragon, @stormbreath, @StuffnSuch, @Suicidal_Deity, @TenebrisNemo, @TheDukeOfPork , @The_333_ @TigerFang8, @TigerGecko66, @Tomigon, @Tommia, @Toodz111, @unicornsareevil13579, @Xero0, @zephramtripp, @zizick123, & @0wlb0y.
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found here: https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/20848
Table 1. @Revan
Rogue or Citizen entertainer/musician.
Table 2. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
Table 3. Korora12
A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
Table 4. @TenebrisNemo
A Saga land similar to Urza's.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Version #2 of the Most Popular Menu Items Contest is live!
!GO VOTE!
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/widowed-virtuoso
(Some of you are regulars that always want to try something new.)
Every order can be found here: https://mtgcardsmith.com/user/Faiths_Guide/sets/20848
@A_furry110, @Alastor_Cain, @Amnorasmus, @ArchieTaylor, @ArinSka, @ArmisJoe, @atrus159, @AustinSmith, @baryonyx69, @Beydin13, @Bowler218, @BradXmagic, @Brainifyer, @brcien, @cadstar369, @ChoyBoi, @Corwinnn, @CrafterofTruths, @Cybernekit, @darthampersand, @Daedalus_The_All_Father, @Decaldor, @Dizzydude, @Dom_Rocks, @DrakeGladis, @EmolgAn, @EnvyReaper, @Fantastickill7, @FantasyBrew, @FizzyGig, @gamerAwsome101, @Gelectrode, @Hinges, @hivelord3, @ImagineThat, @Je_Suis_Oluwa, @jpastor, @Jyagaimasu, @KingWatherton, @KorandAngels, @KrampisZman, @Letstalkaboutthis,
Table 1. @FireOfGolden
An Elemental Fox creature.
Table 2. Korora12
A non-God enchantment that becomes a creature.
Table 3. @TenebrisNemo
A Saga land similar to Urza's.
--SIGN ON THE RESTAURANT WINDOW--
__No Persons Under 21 Decades of Age__
_____May Order 'Walker Sauce Here____
[It'd be great if returning customers could go look at The Menu when they place a new order and give me feedback on previous designs, going from last page to first (new to old). It'll help me to know what people like and what they don't by looking at the number of favorites or, even better, discussions in the comments. Thanks for your time!]
Version #2 of the Most Popular Menu Items Contest is live!
!GO VOTE!
Hello, newcomer, right this way! Let me see if I understand your order correctly:
"A conditional 'you win' Commander when killed too many times?"