@Monstrumonium, BANDING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :::Head explodes, shoots himself, bashes himself over the head with a frying pan, sets fire to his whole MTG collection, sobs uncontrollably, and throws himself off of a skyscraper... at once::: XD that was a little extreme.
Impales himself on the Teeth of Akoum, crushes the Earth with the moon, forces every star in the galaxy to go supernova while eating 10-tonne bars of uranium and destroying every single Magic card, Magic player, and WotC employee individually, all at once?
@NokiSkaur, more like.... :::Commits suicide, resurrects self, kills self again, resurrects self, kills self again, etc. etc. etc. then repeat the process with every Magic card, Magic player, etc. etc. etc. , then set fire to all Magic paraphernalia, then speed up time with the one copy of Lighthouse Chronologist that I saved. The result of this increase in time's speed is that the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies will collide in the 4 billion years that passed in 12 (or so) turns, destroying each. I will then proceed to consume the aforementioned 10-ton bars of uranium, seasoned with a pinch of plutonium and a dash of radioactive heavy water. Then, I will meticulously smash every single tile in all bathroom floors, kitchen floors, patios, paths, etc. etc. etc., knock all paintings just a bit askew, and finally (this is the worst of all) destroy everyone's WiFi router!!!!!!!! (*nooooooooooooooo!*)::: *whew!* XD EDIT: ... all at once.
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My other two submissions for homunculi
Vanguard Healer
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/vanguard-healer
I'm slightly surprised that it doesn't have a more prominent presence in Keyword Soup...
Impales himself on the Teeth of Akoum, crushes the Earth with the moon, forces every star in the galaxy to go supernova while eating 10-tonne bars of uranium and destroying every single Magic card, Magic player, and WotC employee individually, all at once?
:::Commits suicide, resurrects self, kills self again, resurrects self, kills self again, etc. etc. etc. then repeat the process with every Magic card, Magic player, etc. etc. etc. , then set fire to all Magic paraphernalia, then speed up time with the one copy of Lighthouse Chronologist that I saved. The result of this increase in time's speed is that the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies will collide in the 4 billion years that passed in 12 (or so) turns, destroying each. I will then proceed to consume the aforementioned 10-ton bars of uranium, seasoned with a pinch of plutonium and a dash of radioactive heavy water. Then, I will meticulously smash every single tile in all bathroom floors, kitchen floors, patios, paths, etc. etc. etc., knock all paintings just a bit askew, and finally (this is the worst of all) destroy everyone's WiFi router!!!!!!!! (*nooooooooooooooo!*):::
*whew!* XD
EDIT: ... all at once.
Time to make Banding EDH.
DON'T DO IT! THEY'RE INSANE!!!!!
Okay, that's cool, I-- WHAT???????????????? XD
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/varku-undaunted
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/surgical-strike
https://mtgcardsmith.com/view/vithaexi-shadowborn
I realized when creating Varku how powerful a First Strike/Deathtouch combo is...
Lock me in for griffins!
@MagicChess Gotcha!: Give me 1 favorite. (If you like.)