Corwinnn's Downfall

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akarih

The bidoofs have lost their leader! Krampiszman has not returned, the bidoof army is scattered and we remain free!!

Corwinnn

@Everybody remain calm! I believe @KrampisZman is rallying his troops!

Blazin_Biscuit

@akarih, never are the Bidoofs without a leader, for I - Blazin Biscuit - shall carry his legacy until the very last!

Jyagaimasu

The snakes shall rule. Or slither, or whatever they do. If you want the snakes support you should convince me very soon...

Jyagaimasu

Speak to the ambassador:

Karmadragon

This war has not gone unnoticed. All of dragon kind is very upset with the non-stop fighting. The noise makes it hard to sleep. Unless there is a cease fire, the Dragon King will destroy every last bidoof, squirrel, penguin and unicorn.
Here He comes now...

(I know there is already an UR-dragon, but lets pretend we don't know.)

Tigersol

@Everythinginthiswar
The Bidoofs aren't coming! We are at the verge of peace!

Tigersol

@Jyagaimasu
As the ambassador for the squirrels (I convinced the penguins, unicorns, and bunnies to come and fight) I will happily speak to your ambassador.
Well, you see, we are the ones protecting you. The Bidoofs started this bloody war in the first place by trying to kill @Corwinnn. So we protected and defended. But the Bidoofs kept attacking. So it became all out war. Then @Blazin_Biscuit said, "No @Corwinnn and @Faiths_Guide, bring the badgers, we can use them as slaves once we take over this 'web-site.'" This showed that the Bidoof's intention in power. Ours is prosperity. So join us, and Cardsmith will be returned to its former state.

Tigersol

@KarmaDragon
Don't sleep, help us end this war quicker!

Everybody

@Corwinnn
Why should I be the only one remaining calm? I am angered by the dark intentions of the Bidoof Empire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corwinnn

@Everybody - You MUST remain calm... it's what you do... like saving some money on car insurance!

akarih

@Karmadragon

My gift to the dragon empire *Casts Spell*

Jyagaimasu

@Tigersol
Your comments have pleased me. But an ambassador must be neutral. @Blazin_Biscuit come and make your argument or the snakes shall join forces against you.

Karmadragon

@akarih
You did not honestly think it would be that easy.

Karmadragon

And for good measure...

Blazin_Biscuit

@Jyagaimasu, the Bidoofs shall reign supreme over mtgcardsmith under the divine rule of the great @KrampisZman - we don't need your help, you shall become the pathing stones upon which the Bidoof soldiers will march!

@Everybody shall fall to the mighty power of the Bodoof!!!

Karmadragon

Why just @Everybody? He is a nice guy.

Jyagaimasu

1: Why Bodoof?
2: RIGHT THEN, THE SNAKES HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH CORWINNN'S SQUIRRELS. FEEL THE COMING FURY!

Jyagaimasu

War is coming. The snakes will send warriors to help defend the squirrels. They will ambush the attacking bidoofs to death.

Tigersol

I ANNOUNCE VICTORY, THE BIDOOF ARMY HAS NOT ATTACKED FOR TWO DAYS AND WE HAVE MADE TOO MANY CARDS TO BE COUNTERED.

Tigersol

@KarmaDragon
Please don't eat us. Since the war is most likely over the noise will end soon.

Karmadragon

@Tigersol
Oh ok

KrampisZman

@Tigersol you can't announce victory, I'm teh judge

Karmadragon

@KrampisZman
I am pretty sure you have lost

akarih

The unicorns retreat from dragon territory!

akarih

@KrampisZMan
You abandoned the bidoofs, and @blazin_biscuit has become their leader! His feeble attempts can not overcome the squirrel alliance!

Karmadragon

@akarih
Did I really do anything but be really intimidating?

Tigersol

@KrampisZman
As I said earlier. This is a war, not a competition.

akarih

@KarmaDragon
No, but unicorns prefer naptime over staring at scary dragons